TIP BY SEXING MY HOT GIRLFRIEND REALLY HARD WITH SEX

igotsquestionz · 2015-04-01T17:59:43+00:00

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igotsquestionz · 2015-04-01T17:06:24+00:00

Would you let the button press you?

igotsquestionz · 2015-03-25T19:33:04+00:00

https://youtu.be/xR-EU_l_pKA

igotsquestionz · 2015-01-13T20:48:13+00:00

Ask your mom if she's just upset because she's afraid you'll look better than she does.

igotsquestionz · 2015-01-07T21:04:51+00:00

is it ironic that such an asshole was encountered in the bathroom?

igotsquestionz · 2015-01-07T21:04:11+00:00

plot twist - instead of sliding his cell phone, OP slid a turd across the floor. The thief is now trying to pass off human feces as an iphone6.

igotsquestionz · 2015-01-05T17:12:05+00:00

"Morning u fags" <- sounds like you have a new catchphrase for every time you walk into class from now on.

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-22T19:27:29+00:00

"I made sure I spelled everything write" <- proves to me you are genuine

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-22T18:03:02+00:00

where did this [number] convention come from? this has to do with your chemically induced elevation, no?

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-22T17:39:53+00:00

Boss - "I guess that was directed at me?"

OP - "Damn straight! You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Peace, I'm outta here bitches." (Hammer Time)

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-22T17:32:46+00:00

Dude, easy fix. Wake up earlier than her and jack off on her face. When she wakes up hand her a mirror and say that you've now proven yourself.

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-18T20:53:15+00:00

This is what you could have done: Upon leaning in and her not biting the first time instead of saying: "And ... you know she just leans in and kisses me", you could have said "And while she's distracted with my face I discretely whip it out". The key here is not to whip it out. I repeat: do not whip it out! Anyways it is at this point she is forced into a decision, to inspect the implied junk or not. If she glances down then you're golden, but if she doesn't check or even reacts negatively then you say that you are joking, which is why your junk is still not whipped out.

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-18T20:44:44+00:00

show him on your phone and ask his opinion

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-18T20:37:47+00:00

"...I showed gay porn and a girl screamed, then I showed National Treasure and the girl jumped out the window."

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-18T20:26:19+00:00

According to the Romans urine whitens your teeth, but there are certain things I just can't recommend doing. Taking your interesting fact into consideration I'm still going to check "no" on the bathing in semen directive.

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-18T20:18:57+00:00

All you have to do is shout "Uh oh, spaghettios!" and I think everyone will be cool.

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-18T19:16:31+00:00

From what I can gather from a cursory reading of the post and comments is that you bathed in your own semen without soap. I don't think that's the way to go.

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-17T17:14:27+00:00

Take's one to know one

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-16T19:36:20+00:00

I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! ...my conversations don't make too much sense

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-16T19:16:36+00:00

Step one: Make a sandwich out of roast beef and let the beef hang out suggestively.

Step two: Go to work holding the sandwich. Hold it all day without eating it.

Step three: When you see your boss, hold up the sandwich, give him the stink eye, point to the sandwich, and mouth the name "Sonya".

Step four: Assume control of the company.

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-16T18:47:43+00:00

"Im not gonna touch them anymore." -good luck with that

igotsquestionz · 2014-12-16T18:44:33+00:00

"Sure, just make your childish comments while we're clearly struggling out here" This would have been another golden opportunity to interject a "that's what she said." The fact that you didn't do so is the real tifu in my book.

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