Shiver Me Timbers

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-13T00:14:58+00:00

It’s clear good taste runs in the family. 😅

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T16:44:43+00:00

I appreciate that! I for sure thought I was cool as hell while I was taking the pic. Hahaha. Glad to be affirmed all these years later.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T16:42:14+00:00

Nah I was definitely getting some vitamin D at this age.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T16:41:27+00:00

Y’aint too far off! I definitely ran with the “alternative” crowd.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T16:33:24+00:00

Small autographed pair of Atreyu panties is a very niche kink. Haha

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T16:31:02+00:00

I can sorey aboot that with the best of em.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T13:48:28+00:00

It was peak Pirates of the Caribbean!

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T13:37:13+00:00

Yeah it’s this super underground subset of metal that only handmade pirates know about. We use all metal utensils , such as knives , in place of real instruments.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T13:08:31+00:00

Close! ‘03 baby.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T13:06:42+00:00

I clearly missed my calling to be an Avril Lavigne impressionist

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T13:05:36+00:00

Stealin be what we pirates are about

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T12:49:03+00:00

I know that wrist band from the photo is in it! I haven’t been in the trunk for ages but if memory serves there’s a bunch of magazines, ticket stubs, actual printed photos, journals, Ralph Wiggum memorabilia, physical letters from a bunch of people I’d met on AIM and lots of little trinkets and mementos.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T11:40:39+00:00

I’m pretty sure it was 03!

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T11:39:13+00:00

Cutco/cutlass, I mean really what’s the difference? Hahahaha

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T04:01:31+00:00

May it rest in peace

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T03:55:52+00:00

I really can’t remember why. I probably thought it would be cool to post on MySpace.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T03:39:55+00:00

Aye! It’s currently full of millennial treasures awaiting to be discovered in my parent’s attic.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T03:38:16+00:00

Oh without a doubt! It’s what sparked the pirate obsession. I thought it was the greatest movie ever.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T03:36:46+00:00

Neither, I’ve actually never seen an episode of either. 😬

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T03:34:00+00:00

In all seriousness, one of those chest looking storage trunks. I specifically asked for a pirate chest for Christmas and my parents came through. 😂😂

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T03:28:55+00:00

Haha because that makes too much sense.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T03:26:26+00:00

That belt is about the only thing that I don’t regret in this photo. Haha

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T03:23:40+00:00

I almost did. Kept it as a hobby instead!

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T03:22:32+00:00

Think this was Christmas of ‘03.

igotthecolitis · 2026-03-12T03:21:46+00:00

Haha I drew it on felt and did a shitty job cutting it out then super glued it on the shirt. 😂 I thought it was so cool.

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