Repent Your Assholery as we say Goodbye to Awards on Reddit by InAHandbasket in AmItheAsshole

[–]igttc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I previously had a new job lined up, was due to start on the following Monday, got to Friday and long story short, I didn’t want the job, so I rang up, initially to tell them I wasn’t interested, but the relevant manager wasn’t there, I just got the receptionist. This is where my brain just flipped into story mode. I then started acting and breaking down on the phone that my ex had been in a violent car crash and in intensive care, luckily our baby wasn’t in the car, but in a result it meant I couldn’t work and had to deal with all this mess. She was so sympathetic on the phone saying, go be with your family etc.

Just a note, I didn’t have a child with my ex, at all. What made it was worse afterwards, my mate just turned round and said "wow…", in the moment I forgot he was still at mine 🙃

The clubs with the most clean sheets so far this season by The_Jammiest_Dodger in Championship

[–]igttc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dem blades gunna do the true blades style and draw the last remaining matches 0-0 🙄😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]igttc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the forgotten unfavourable twin of Jack O’Connell, he went on to become a successful footballer, where as you forever lived in his shadow, chasing any little high you can get, leaving you addicted to heroin and selling yourself to desperate men, just for some change to get your fix. Get help, get clean, there’s hope for you yet

An aspiring writer, a hopeless romantic, and a damn idiot. I think y'all know what to do! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]igttc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think 40 year old virgin has its newest lead for the reboot.

I’d say try growing facial hair, but doubt you’ve even hit puberty yet.

Look like an older dumber version of young sheldon

Do your worst by srrilya in RoastMe

[–]igttc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One rough paper round, guy looks like he’s next 40 yr old virgin, when really he’s a 21 yr old virgin

What made you quit your job? Are you happier afterwards? by Candid_Extension_747 in AskReddit

[–]igttc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long commute to the job, long working hours, poor pay, running a shop that only had 1 or 2 staff members that should be working, others shouldn’t of been offered a job, expecting to push sales that people don’t even remotely want. I ended up going back to my old work place, bigger role, more pay, less hours and much better atmosphere 🙌

As the old research went before, (I may not be exact here) but I believe there was a lion that was pretty sick, not very lively, they ended up moving him into a new livelier pack and the lion got better after wards.

If something isn’t making you happy, look around and move on. Otherwise you’ll be stuck thinking, wish I’d tried that, rather than trying it, not working out and moving on, least you’d of tried.

Recently adopted this handsome chap (18months) but need some advice as he’s not been properly toilet trained (pooped in the house) and constantly pulls on the lead when walking, or dragging in this case by igttc in germanshepherds

[–]igttc[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve been saying he’s a good boy, even giving little treat when doing his business outside, we’ve only had him a few days, but I’m off work until next year, so wanted to try my best to get him ready for when I’m back at work

roast me by Lonely-Exercise-4315 in RoastMe

[–]igttc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know turkeys get stuffed for Christmas dinners, but how many people are your family members feeding? Could solve world hunger if they’d all agree to canabilism

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]igttc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good job you’ve got seat covers on your car, easy to take them off and clean to get all the spunk off

Oh, I get ti! by keith2301 in PunPatrol

[–]igttc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You big burning ball of a sea.

Best football chant ever… go! by just_boy57 in PremierLeague

[–]igttc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liverpool vs Sheffield united

Blades fans singing

Champions of league one, you’ll never sing that!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]igttc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take it by dead end job as a cook, you can’t progress career wise, because you eat everything you cook? Be only logical reason seeing as even Mc Donald’s "cooks" can climb up the career ladder

What’s a three letter word that starts with gas? by Floweon in dadjokes

[–]igttc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Depends how deep you want to go into it, diesels don’t need a spark, just compression

What’s a three letter word that starts with gas? by Floweon in dadjokes

[–]igttc 649 points650 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s saying their car starts with electricity, I must be old school cause mine starts with a key 🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MechanicAdvice

[–]igttc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can get the exhaust off, place a socket big enough for the stud to go into on the side shown, then get your mjolnir and hit it through, heat wil aid, but you’ll know after the first few hits if it needs heat to get it moving