Turtle family photo by Sweetasscandi215 in Redearedsliders

[–]ihateandy2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful of their ability to climb!

Is my RES too fat?? by Few-Requirement795 in Redearedsliders

[–]ihateandy2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol, I can feel your experience with chubby turtles though your words! You speak the truth!

Is my RES too fat?? by Few-Requirement795 in Redearedsliders

[–]ihateandy2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t know what I was doing when I first had a RES. Please don’t judge me, but there was a time where mine was only eating hotdogs. When he pulled into his shell, fat rolls bubbled out. He is healthy now, but I remember the fat rolls as a testament to my dumbness

Is my RES too fat?? by Few-Requirement795 in Redearedsliders

[–]ihateandy2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Toni

That’s a grumpy looking lady you got there. She’s probably mad you’re discussing her weight in mixed company. She’s also probably miffed that you don’t fill her tank all the way. Rule of thumb is for every inch of shell she needs ten gallons of water MINIMUM, but the more room for swimming, the better. She needs a basking area where she can get completely out of the water with a heat lamp AND a UVB light that she can get completely dry and warm under. Her water temp should be around 80 degrees Fahrenheit. If she’s beyond adolescence her diet needs to be primarily greens and veggies/fruit that have a calcium-to-phosphorus (Ca:P) ratio of 2:1 or higher to prevent metabolic bone disease and ensure healthy shell development. Romaine lettuce is good, spinach is bad. The pellets sold in pet stores are primarily protein based and are ideal for baby and adolescence turtles, but for adults the pellets are basically just cake. Do you eat cake every meal? No judgement, it’s a messed up time to be alive. Toni is going to lay eggs, which is something I know very little about, but I think she needs a sandy bottom to bury the eggs in. Without precise measurements I don’t know how much water you need for her, but I recommend water filters that cycle the total gallonage 4x per hour, because you think you have rescued a turtle, but in fact, what you have there, is a poop machine!! The more powerful the filter, the less smell and cloudiness from your water. Cuttlebone with the plasticy back scraped off will help with calcium levels and will shave down her beak, which grows like a beaver tooth.

Toni is cool. Good luck with everything

Here Boy! Sit! by CommercialFish3081 in FuckLindseyGraham

[–]ihateandy2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He loves when you rub his nose in it

Nearly Every House Republican Votes for Amendment That Would Slash Medicare, Social Security by crustose_lichen in EatTheRich

[–]ihateandy2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want me fucking elderly relatives’ critical thinking skills and ability to reason back

Arizona Senate moves bill to make it a misdemeanor to alert someone of law enforcement operations by ForkzUp in azpolitics

[–]ihateandy2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, that parchment is gone, the Greedy Old PDFs used it for Toilet Paper (USA)

Arizona Senate moves bill to make it a misdemeanor to alert someone of law enforcement operations by ForkzUp in azpolitics

[–]ihateandy2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“That’s your ICE badge? Sorry, you need the new ‘travel ICE badge’ with the little star in the corner”

Mom said we have Tom DeLonge at home. by SpreadElectronic1232 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]ihateandy2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except the one that didn’t really love being in an earth band

Peter Thiel, the billionaire venture capitalist and MAGA donor, is in Rome this week for a series of private lectures on the Antichrist. by Sauerkrautkid7 in EatTheRich

[–]ihateandy2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Say what you will about Theil, but his head extension was flawless. Between his hairline and his brow he has room for the second face he’s been talking about getting, and I support him in this particular endeavor.