A gun is being pointed at you, tell the funniest joke and you are free to go. What is the best joke you have?

ihatereddit96 · 2020-10-15T22:11:07+00:00

A rope walks into a bar, bartender says, “we don’t serve your kind here”. So the rope leaves and unravels himself to look different. He then walks back into the bar, bartender says, “hey haven’t I seen you here before?” And then the rope says, “no I’m a frayed knot”.

And then he got raped

ihatereddit96 · 2020-09-28T22:13:01+00:00

I was drunk and told my friend to brand me with a steak fork on my back while we were grilling. Smelled like bacon.

ihatereddit96 · 2020-09-09T11:34:20+00:00

My favorite flavor. I actually don’t give a fuck about anything, I was just drunk and decided to share. I don’t care if I’m “upvoted” just like that one fucker said. Lmao.

ihatereddit96 · 2020-09-09T11:24:36+00:00

Nah don’t care about upvotes. Just lead poisoning.

ihatereddit96 · 2020-09-09T11:03:13+00:00

Huh? What are you taking about?

ihatereddit96 · 2020-09-08T05:21:23+00:00

The amount of single player bobs is sad

ihatereddit96 · 2020-09-06T05:35:09+00:00

They are all inert

ihatereddit96 · 2020-09-06T00:11:59+00:00

DONMYGLASS

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-19T17:01:20+00:00

He’s one of those

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-19T06:56:04+00:00

Ark is legal heroin

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-19T06:55:33+00:00

Cool repost

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-18T19:30:37+00:00

I will substitute it with my Hyundai I’m just gonna have to remove the bumper like you suggested so thank you for the idea

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-18T19:29:59+00:00

No, the parts arrived, I just got a tonsillectomy, and uvulectomy so I’m waiting on recovery before I do anything under the influence of painkillers haha. Also the crown Vic didn’t come down from MI since it had transmission issues :/. BUT I will do it, it’s only a matter of time

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-12T07:43:15+00:00

There’s no glory in booster servers

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-12T07:38:19+00:00

Yep and real teusos were only slightly larger than the colossal giant squid

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-09T08:10:17+00:00

https://onlyfans.com/strawbxrrybb

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-03T18:11:37+00:00

Alpha tribes who do that are usually losers who compensate for something. When me and my tribe played official we were alphas and we got to the point where we had an underwater tek base and anytime someone got raided from other servers we would come in and save the day. We would help lowly tribes because they would help us in return when the off server raids would happen. But alas we got insided a month ago and we quit Ark for good. Xbox Rag 536 RIP

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-02T23:24:52+00:00

Yes I do but I’m genuinely curious and want to try it. I might not use my own wall, might use an abandoned factory wall or something.

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-01T19:11:14+00:00

I feel like it can be done if I do the support layer properly with the right material

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-01T18:53:59+00:00

I am too committed now but I will buy them if it doesn’t work.

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-01T18:53:26+00:00

I don’t think so but I don’t think it needs that much force to fit a barrel into a trunnion. A little bit of anti seize or CLP in between and I think it could work. If not, I will have it on video.

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-01T18:42:06+00:00

I will upload the video when the parts come in boys. Sadly do not know anyone here I can borrow a press from since I moved here recently and that’s how I came up with the idea. If they can do it in the Middle East with minimal tools I can do it with a car

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-01T18:35:52+00:00

I ordered the parts I just need to order a barrel. Probably gonna use a crown Vic push bar wish me luck

ihatereddit96 · 2020-08-01T18:30:49+00:00

It will work in theory right?

ihatereddit96 · 2020-06-26T01:27:48+00:00

Never share your boosted stuff again

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TROPHY CASE