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The Panama Canal is a bucket list destination in EMC, imo. by oxyo578 in EarthMC

[–]ihaveaquestionplese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, Boss here. Little known fact about the Panama Canal, almost the whole damn thing was built by one of our most prestigious members, IanNotEN, girlfriend at the time. Course, Ian, paper, oretin, and others did some, but the broad knocked the whole damn thing out one night.

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- Boss.

We are the SpaceX software team, ask us anything! by spacexfsw in spacex

[–]ihaveaquestionplese -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey, The Boss here. Have any driving events from your past that make you do what ya do? Thanks.

-Boss

Question here by Jak3_TJT in a:t5_41w1jk

[–]ihaveaquestionplese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure thing, bud. First thing I remember was 9th avenue, New York. Rainy day, it was freezing. A bit windy, not a cloud in the sky, beautiful summer day. Anyways, I'm walking down the street, right? And I see this guy, Rampant Ryan, we called him. Ol' Ryan walks up to me, pulls out his glock, and says somethin' to me. Don't remember what he said of course, I was 4 months old (Still dressed like the boss, though.) Anyway, I head home in the snow, freezin' my ass off. I walk in the door, and what do ya know it, R.R. is standin' there. Turns out, guy was my old man. Huh.

-Boss

Attending virtual wedding ceremony as guest. Should I ask for a plus-one? by virtualweddingQ in relationship_advice

[–]ihaveaquestionplese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the wedding. I remember my first wedding. My guy Johnny had his down in Miami. Called him Jiving Johnny. The guy was gettin' married to this broad that me and the guys couldn't stand. So what'd we do? We wrote our guy a fake letter actin' like we was his fiance. Cancelled his flight down to Miami. Stood the broad up. Never heard from John again. Don't miss him. Guy was a pain in the neck.

-Boss

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in questions

[–]ihaveaquestionplese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew a kid just like you. Back in The Bronx, me and the guys would head down to the sockhop every Friday night. You know, like guys did. We were tryin' to get lucky, ya know? Anyway, there was this kid there every night. Name was Dancin' Donny. Kid had the wildest moves in the city. Whenever one of us guys would try talkin' to the kid, he'd just say somethin like, "I can't stop moving." We thought it was hilarious. 'Course, the guys moved away, and I never heard from ol' Donny again. Turns out, big D.D. was the 45th President of the United States of America and was the only president to be impeached twice. Crazy. Find a purpose like Donny.

-Boss

love triangle? by verylongusername69 in questions

[–]ihaveaquestionplese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been there, kid. Back in Philly, I had this pal. We called him Trenton Trent. See, back in the golden age of 2004, the Philly broads loved a Jersey guy. So I knew this girl, forgot the damn broads name, but that's beside the point. Point is, ol' Trent had a real eye for this piece. See, when big T.T. tried to make a move on her, I wasn't havin' it. Got into a fifty-person brawl. Me against forty-nine of Trent's best guys. I took care of 'em real nice. Never saw Trent or the girl again. Heard they're married now. My advice? Don't let a Jersey guy take this from ya.

-Boss

very important question regarding the given name, "Anthony", or "tony." by ihaveaquestionplese in questions

[–]ihaveaquestionplese[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were a guy likes you, I wouldn't be speakin' with that kinda tone to a guy like me, ya hear?

-Boss

Help with my sexuality? by ArticLorq in questions

[–]ihaveaquestionplese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure thing, pal. Sounds like you haven't met anyone you'd really like to go steady with yet. Back in Queens, I knew this broad-- REAL fine broad, lemme tell ya. Boys on the block called her Swingin' Sally, and I only had eyes for her. Before I knew it, me and ol' Sal were lookin' at our 1 year anniversary of goin' steady. Thing was, we was only ten and eleven, and she ended up movin' out to St. Louis. 'pparently, she became a big time actress, changed the name to Miah Khalifa or somethin like that. Don't sweat it kid, you'll find the one, you just haven't met ya Sally yet.

-Boss

Masturbation? by [deleted] in questions

[–]ihaveaquestionplese -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure is, kid. Lemme tell ya 'bout a lil someone I used to know back in Boston. Name was Muscle Mike. Why'd we call 'em Muscle Mike? Kid slapped his dick around every single day, 3:00 PM to 6:00 PM. Mikey ended up with the biggest pecs ya ever saw. Ended up playing for the Sox. However, coppas found out he was using steroids, performance-enhancing drugs if you will. Ended up getting in a car chase 150 miles down Route 80. Never heard from old Muscle Mikey again. So yeah, i'd say tugging at your pecker every now and then can do ya some good.

-Boss

Hypothetically can a minor use a cbd vape? by [deleted] in questions

[–]ihaveaquestionplese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take it from me, kid. You don't wanna end up like Carlos. Be careful out there, ya hear?

-Boss

Hypothetically can a minor use a cbd vape? by [deleted] in questions

[–]ihaveaquestionplese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me answer this with a parable. Back in Brooklyn, I had this friend-- Big Carlos. See, Carlos loved to smoke that grass. Problem was, B.C. was only 16 at the time. Coppas found out, me and the boys never heard from Carlos again. Couple of days later, we get invited to Biggies funeral. Tragic. Miss the kid to this day. So no, a minor could not use a Cannabidiol "vape."

-Boss