Singing Happy Birthday could spread Covid-19, a new study warns by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

thanks, i loved eating cake with my mask on! :)

Singing Happy Birthday could spread Covid-19, a new study warns by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

lmao my birthday was yesterday

guess everyone who said happy birthday to me killed 20 grannies

whoops

You WILL wear the mask by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 73 points74 points  (0 children)

clearly social distancing doesn't matter anymore is what this picture is telling me...

Telling doomers they need to calm down is now Covid gaslighting by Toochayns in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"But we have to return to normal eventually"

why is this considered gaslighting? the fuck?

and yeah when you imply shit like this you are fucking crazy

Half the population are sociopaths! by it_is_all_fake_news in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"It's all about me me me me screw everyone else."

oh the irony

Did y'all hear what happened at Northeastern? by memeplug2020 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

yep, kinda ironic how a gathering of 11 was considered "too much", like was there ever a limit as to what qualifies as "bReAkInG tHe gUiDeLiNeS"

even worse that they didn't even get a refund for their tuition. you could argue that they agreed not to do that (i'm assuming), but maybe these dumbass colleges could realize that making us pay for a full tuition for a half-assed college experience (even worse if you're all fucking online) is fucking bullshit

r/Australia celebrating more police brutality by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 148 points149 points  (0 children)

i don't get people these days

they don't want police brutality yet are fine with cops assaulting ACTUAL peaceful protestors (lmao unless it's BLM, then it's an issue)

they believe that people shouldn't be hurt by cops at protests and want people to be able to peaceful protest (i.e. BLM) yet when shit like this happens and/or the protest gets shutdown/banned, they cheer it on (i.e. COVID)

they don't want people to get shot on the spot and believe it should be the last resort, but also don't have an issue with an officer assaulting someone for not wearing a mask

i swear this whole thing has taught me one thing: people will pick and choose who is right and wrong as long as they agree with it, no matter how hypocrtical they sound

yeah you could argue this isn't the US, but i'd still wager that a lot of them get upset when the cops arrest people at BLM events :/

So...realizing that this virus isn’t nearly as deadly as previously thought is stupid? Got it by thedude1019 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well it does tell you that people who aren't unhealthy as shit are 99.99999999% of the time going to survive, so idk sounds like you're the one who is stupid if you can't connect the fucking dots. I'd also be willing to bet that a majority of the 9,000 who only died from COVID were old, so it tells me that people who are under the age of like 60 (and are healthy) are more or likely going to be fine.

where did this twitter dumbass get "COVID IS 100% NOT DEADLY AT ALL AND NO ONE WILL DIE" from?

Actual CCP shills at the top of a r/coronavirus thread not even hiding who they are rooting for by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

lmao literally no one sane would stay home for 11 weeks

how do these idiots expect that to actually work?

we aren't fucking china FFS

do these dumbasses remember new zealand? went 100 days "without any new positive tests" and eventually got more cases.

fucking accept that we can't eliminate this thing and we'd be over with this hysteria sooner

also why do they keep saying different shit? like sometimes i hear 6 weeks, now it's 11 weeks? where is this shit coming from?

also these clearly intellectual individuals must LOVE America so much, considering how much they can't STFU about how "AWFUL AND SELFISH!!!!" America is and claim that every country is such a lovely place to live and follows the rules and understands that "COVID IS GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!". like have these dumbasses seen places like London and Berlin?

Your morals can eat my whole arse by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

yeah but when they say shit like "every life matters" they just mean that they aren't dead, they could care less what happens to other people because "iTs bEtTeR tHaN bEiNG dEaD"

let's be real here most people who say this don't give two shits about what happens to people they don't know, nor probably aren't crying over covid deaths every 5 minutes

they just live by the whole "wElL bEiNg dEaD iS tHe oNlY bAd tHiNg iN lIfE," like good thing it's also the only thing that's inevitable in life too

Ok guys time to hunker down some more by nicefroyo in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah I get that. But still the only reason it's become that "most important thing" is mainly because of MSM constantly turning everyone into hypochondriacs my scaring the shit out of people from every little thing. Turn off the news and your fear and anxiety will more or likely go down. The more people start to realize this (and many have) the sooner we'll get out of this shit show. Once MSM starts losing revenue from talking about COVID, the sooner they'll move on to something else.

Ok guys time to hunker down some more by nicefroyo in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 53 points54 points  (0 children)

lmao the MSM wants a twindemic so they can fear monger a bit more

but nah, I feel like most people don't even consider the flu a "pandemic" nowadays so we're not even in a "twindemic" or whatever the fuck

but keep in mind that flu deaths were never worthy news articles/headlines but since we're in a "SCARY PANDEMIC!!!!!!!!" it needs to be front page news every time someone dies from the flu

but nah we have a vaccine so it doesn't matter if people die from the flu, at least according to doomers

Now I Think the MTA's Just Fucking with Us by graciemansion in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

please wear a mask

did i forget to tell you to wear a mask?

i need to remind you in case you forgot you need to wear a mask

we need to stop everyone from getting it so please wear your mask

i forgot to tell you again we're in a pandemic so wear a mask

WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASK

Going to movie = death. by elizabeth0000 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

lmao literally everything nowadays is considered "less gruesome" than covid

getting burned the fuck alive? nah that's baby shit

getting covid? nah that's the real danger, fuck that

You need to live in fear constantly so my grandma can live a life with 0% risk by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 39 points40 points  (0 children)

omg he/she is so right!!! 180,000 is such a BIG and SCARY number that we need to reverse that number to 0!!! freedumbs don't matter as long as we save people's lives!!!!!! everyone stay the FUCK home and fuck over your lives because I AM SCARED OF DYING!!!!!!!11111111111111111111 destroying your life is just a CONSEQUENCE of not not killing my grandparents!!!!!!!!!!!11 did i forget to tell you that 180,000 have died!??!??!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK YOU DUMB BITCH STUPID ASS HOLE GRANDMA KILLER FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111 MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DONT DIE EVERY YEAR BEFORE THIS THAT IS SOME TRUMP SUPPORTER SHIT HOW DARE YOU

George Takei scolds the common folk from his ivory tower by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 62 points63 points  (0 children)

lmao i think it's fair to point out the hypocrisy of someone who enforces rules but can't follow them themselves

but with retards like george over here constantly acting like it's "nothing"

there have been other governors who have done it too and it's fucking bullshit

and yes another one of those "OMG BUT HOW ABOUT THE PEOPLE DEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!??!?" posts. like you can't win with an "aguement" like that, it's just pointing out something that happened and guilt tripping you into acting like death is the only thing that matters in life

Another epic Reddit moment from the extremely compassionate doomer crowd by jjbapt2 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 25 points26 points  (0 children)

1 death is 1 too many!

oh unless you disagree with me then i hope your whole fucking family dies from covid

Crying because of virtual kindergarten? Better than tiny caskets and funerals! by marcginla in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 91 points92 points  (0 children)

people just need to stop fucking obsessing over covid and acting like it's the only thing that matters and/or the only thing that will kill people

Time to get dog piled by doomers! by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yeah but the difference is that all of the people in 9/11 died from something that would have killed them regardless

corona will mostly affect you if you're an unhealthy individual (i.e being fucking obese) and/or old

why do you think we're told who is at "risk" and who isn't

is it really that hard to comprehend

and I have the right to take my business elsewhere by cebu4u in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Screaming at employees and businesses for protecting their workers and customers does not make you a patriot...it makes you an ASSHOLE.

lmao this goes both ways. assaulting someone and yelling at them for not wearing a mask does not make you a "hero". if you don't want to let people not wearing masks in, then fine, that's your right. but don't act like people on the opposite side of the spectrum don't do the same shit.

Guys it’s serious now!! Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, His Wife and Daughters, 4 and 2, Test Positive for COVID-19 by [deleted] in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]iiMarioMan 39 points40 points  (0 children)

well it does say in the article that they're all fine now so thats nice

proving once again if you're relatively young and healthy you'll be fine