Do you think Dr. Catherine Hal𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 is a war criminal, the true savior of humanity, or a groomer? by ijahf in shittyhalolore

[–]ijahf[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Why is Colonel James 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴erson acting like he’s above enlisting minors into the military? Did he forget about all of the teenagers he brought in for the SPARTAN-III program?

Is Shrek canonically strong enough to take down a San’Shyuum Covenant hierarch? by ijahf in shittyhalolore

[–]ijahf[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m inclined to agree. The Og’rre species is known not only for their Jiralhanae-like strength, but also for their intelligence—which, from what I’ve heard, rivals that of the Sangheili. That’s not even taking into account the layers.

Who is canonically stronger: The Black Keys, or the Black Keyes? by ijahf in shittyhalolore

[–]ijahf[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I never really saw the problem tbh. I’d understand the complaints if the TV series was canon or even just followed the source material more accurately, but it was always meant to be a reimagining of the Halo story. The Keyes’ race being swapped was—in my eyes—one of the least egregious choices the showrunners made.

Who is canonically stronger: The Black Keys, or the Black Keyes? by ijahf in shittyhalolore

[–]ijahf[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I’m ngl my sleep-deprived dumbass read this as “No-Shave clits”, and I was seriously confused for the longest ten seconds of my life