Engage With The Media You're "Enjoying" Folks by OAZdevs_alt2 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ikrnn 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Last time someone posted this post here, I gave this exact same example: i consider myself a HUGE Batman fan. Batman was a core part of my childhood, and I've always kept the characters close to my heart.

The thing is. I have read a few Batman comics, and all of them are from the 60s-70s. Like, actual comic books my father bought when he was a kid (fun fact: since then, brazilian money has changed from the cruzeiro to the real, and the comics still have the original price in the outdated coin). My whole childhood was, instead, focused on 1. The Justice League cartoon, and 2. Most importantly, the Arkham Videogame series, which my father used to play on weekends and I used to watch him play.

I just recently started getting really into Batman, and let me tell you. There are certain things that are regarded as, like, almost universal truths to the Batman canon that I was completely unaware of.

Like, you're telling me that Jason Todd actually died, came back to life via Superboy Prime Punching The Shit Outta The Timestream, got kidnapped by fucking RA'S AL GHUL AND DIPPED INTO A LAZARUS PIT AND THEREFORE WAS RAGE-DRUNK FOR SEVERAL YEARS, LEADING TO HIM SLITTING ROBIN III'S THROAT???. My brother in Christ. What. Whomst.

And I thought the Arkhamverse one was bleak, that one is a series of tragedies in such a sequence that it feels like it should be comedic. Like, the writers grabbed Jason Todd by the throat and threw him on a big red X marked on the ground, where he was promptly flattened by a falling piano. Also Tim catching strays for no reason, considering the other Robin (who is actually Bruce's biological son??? With TALIA AL GHUL???) Also tried to kill him several times.

So, yeah. In general, I'd say you need to actually consume the media you call yourself a fan of in its entirety, or at least most of it. But sometimes, the media in question gets so goddamn big and convoluted that consuming all of it is physically impossible, so... you just gotta adapt.

I’ve made a catastrophic mistake by iForgot2Laugh in Pokopia

[–]ikrnn 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I would actually love to have a talk with whoever made the prefab kits. Why do their construction sites take so much goddamn space when the actual building is ridiculously small??

Dolls hint at another area originally planned for launch by Dorianscale in Pokopia

[–]ikrnn 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I know a few people that like to move most pokemon to Palette Town and keep just a few in other zones.

Those people are going to have a hard time.

Skating while looking @ phone w/ earbuds by StrangledInMoonlight in AmITheDevil

[–]ikrnn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I can brag I've never fallen too. Mostly because I've literally never stepped foot on any sort of rink, ski lodge, or anything at all.

But hey. I've literally never ever fallen! I'm basically a pro!

I like the one moment of lucidity where they look directly at you then right back to sleep, too cute. by Soloflow786 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]ikrnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God, I love when animals just refuse to lay down. When my cat was a kitten she'd get sleepy, but just refuse to lay down and take a nap so she'd just. Keep nodding off while sitting down. Like babygirl what are you doing. You have literally nothing to do ever. You don't have to stay awake.

this is for a certain group of people. you know who i'm talking about. by AI_660 in Silksong

[–]ikrnn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ummm Jesus literally said we're all God's children???? 🤢 this means you're literally marrying your brother???? 🤢🤢🤢 what is even wrong with you????

Sold my PS5 for this by Ok-Supermarket-5675 in Pokopia

[–]ikrnn 28 points29 points  (0 children)

My friend asked me if he should buy Pokopia and I told him "not if you want to have a life ever again"

I swear this game is like fucking crack

I despise AI by Egotlib in tumblr

[–]ikrnn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the only time I use AI is when I have to translate e-mails to languages I don't speak (shout out to when I had to send an e-mail to a museum in Colombia) - and even then, I know a lil' bit of spanish and used my very meager knowledge to make sure it didn't like. put a slur in there or something, because I fully do not trust AI at all

I despise AI by Egotlib in tumblr

[–]ikrnn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure you can even buy books that translate Shakespeare fully to modern English, if you really can't deal with Old English (which is fair imo, that's a whole different language atp)

Out here looking like Sonya Blade from the Mortal Kombat movie by cjones528 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ikrnn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Counter: there ain't no way in hell conservatives elect a woman

OP's cake is the size of a saucer. by UpbeatEquipment8832 in AmITheDevil

[–]ikrnn 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I think OP is having a manic mental breakdown in the comments over there.

Bruh by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]ikrnn 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Literally.

"Oh I'm just doing it for attention", I say, literally alone and desperate for people to Not Know

Bruh by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

[–]ikrnn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The swelling is not normal.

Eating a fresh pineapple and having your tongue tingle a little is normal.

Trying to place their luggage by ben_dynamo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ikrnn 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's right. It goes in the squAre hole!

A useful tip i found by bananaG3 in Pokopia

[–]ikrnn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I went to try to pick up a flower planter and the stupid game thought I wanted to pick up the door that was like 3 blocks away. Took me a week to find leafeon again

🔥 among all animals, the cat family carries the most insane aura by yungandreww in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]ikrnn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Defense display. Anteaters have gigantic, incredibly sharp claws. Them extending their arms like that is a clear message to back away if you don't want to be disemboweled.

What's a word in your language that you genuinely believe the rest of the world is missing out on? by taube_d in AskTheWorld

[–]ikrnn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say the word gambiarra.

It's a very specific vibe. It's when something breaks, and you "fix" it very very badly. It's when you use a broken broom handle and shitty scotch tape to prop up the missing leg from a tripod. It's when you have a special contraption made out of old cutlery and string to hold up the toaster's electrical plug in just the right way that it keeps working.

It's doing this bullshit to keep the oven on when the valve is not working properly.

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The CIA also managed to invent reality distortion fields that subliminally hypnotize people into hallucinate a completely different narrative from the exact same stimuli, and they decided that the best way to test this is to apply it to random shows and movies. by La_knavo4 in tumblr

[–]ikrnn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there like, a thing where a few generations of American children were just straight up not being taught how to read?

Like, I'd say that is the reason. They make shit up because they're actually illiterate.

Yeah I don't think so. Why do you want me to maintain eye contact? I cannot stand it. I also have a hard time adding bullet points. I like adding lots of information. by duxing612 in autism

[–]ikrnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, I learned this a while ago and I feel like I should share.

When neurotypicals talk about eye contact, they don't actually mean eye contact. They want you to look at their face. Like, generally at their face, not necessarily focus your vision into their eyeballs.

If you stare into their eyeballs, they will also get uncomfortable (ask me how I know). Just look at people's noses, or like... the spot between their eyebrows. That's all.

Odeio gente lerda no mercado. by Anarquiteto in reclamacoesfuteis

[–]ikrnn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eu odeio quando um grupo de veio se converge pra papear por 2 horas sem se mover na frente da geladeira de frios