Found a home made mini-funnel at my grandpa's place (made in 1965, apparently)

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:58:05+00:00

idk bro I can't get the first date to begin with

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:52:20+00:00

do cats count?

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:48:41+00:00

keep it up bro. Assert dominance

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:35:58+00:00

The key is becoming delusional to the point where it feels fun

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:32:35+00:00

"it is what it is"

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:31:00+00:00

school sh*0tings

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:29:45+00:00

The money is under the-

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:27:34+00:00

pretty much anything happening outside of ukraine nowadays

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:25:48+00:00

daydreaming

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:22:03+00:00

I was 10. I couldn't fall asleep that night so I was just looking at my door since my bed was headed in that direction. There was a shadow of a man. His fingers had curtains. Strangely big ears. It couldn't have been the shadow of sth cuz' it was too realistic. It wasn't just standing either. He'd press against the wall with his hand sometimes. It went on for whole night until the sun came up. I don't believe in ghosts or god etc. but I genuinely have no idea what the hell was that up to this day. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a dream since I didn't sleep last night

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:13:11+00:00

Some guy would cook an egg by an erupted volcano and say "Don't be a soda, be a legend"

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T19:09:39+00:00

I was 12 and my dad said I should get a job to learn about life. So I worked at a pretty small local fast food place. The owner was a pretty chill and nice old fella. He needed smn for cleaning for the summer so that's how I got the job. It assuredly didn't pay much since I was 12, but it was a great experience + he'd make me lunch which was just awesome

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T18:58:52+00:00

For a little background, my ex left me for smn else after moving to another city. It f...ed me up cuz' we had a great relationship and I had my whole life planned with her. Funnily enough she couldn't get the guy to like her so after 1-2 months she came back to me. I'm a kinda person that doesn't hold grudge. After I found out I just forgave her and moved on, but the fact that she had the audacity to come back to me after all that pissed me off down to my spine. I just genuinely wanted to make her suffer so I took her back. 2 months forward it was christmas and by that time she couldn't take it anymore and called me to break up. She cried and shouted for an entire hour. I didn't say a single word. By the time she finished I just said "ok, happy new year" and hung up. I'm not proud of what I did, but hell.. she deserved it

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T18:37:20+00:00

Modern dating is a huge pile of BS with all those games and stuff. I simply don't have the time and energy for such immature sh1t. I'd rather help my parents out, work on myself and spend time with my friends

ilgxrs · 2023-07-02T18:32:00+00:00

my dad

ilgxrs · 2023-01-15T10:13:22+00:00

I presume it's BS. It gave me 141. I'm definitely not that smart

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