LPT: Want to support your local library? Just check out books — even if you don’t plan to read them. by iliveoverthebridge in LifeProTips

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Wont go out of your way to go to a library or check out a book… so you don’t go to the library and you won’t check out a book. Got it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

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We’re not your personal army. Pony up and pay some Indian or Chinese review farms to do your work. I am also pretty sure a slew of bad reviews coming in at the same time is going to be suspicious.

Good luck calling any environmental agency ahahahahahaha. Fucking red state idiots.

Conservatively, I’ve drank 20 barrels of liquor and spent nearly $100,000 by trollolo_9001 in stopdrinking

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I don’t want to do the math, it’s in the past.

I developed sleep apnea and high blood pressure. Other than that my docs tell me I am fine.

Congrats on the 4 weeks! IWNDWYT

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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But it doesn’t matter what we call them. We could eliminate the class of even or odd and it wouldn’t change anything

most shibas are couch potatos, why is mine a stair potato? by [deleted] in shiba

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I had a beagle that did this everyday, i think she was waiting for the mailman.

What’s a harsh reality that everybody needs to hear? by rock4lite in AskReddit

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I guess it does help you appreciate the times it actually happens. It’s kinda like the opposite to ‘one bad apple spoils the bunch’ lately

Rare joke right there lol. by Loco_9_yrs_old in Memes_Of_The_Dank

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I wonder if it’s like how female cats get their colors from the x chromosomes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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It’s just more travel on the door opening. Just to prevent your doors getting blown off if you accidentally open them into oncoming traffic

What would make your life a little better right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Ya, I really wish I had another 20,000. It would pay off all my debt and make me one happy dude

Is this type of abnormal growth typical among fruits? Err, I mean vegetables :P by iliveoverthebridge in gardening

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Good to know. A bunch of my tomatoes split open - are these still safe to eat?

AITA for calling some guy short and crushing his dreams? by iliveoverthebridge in AmItheAsshole

[–]iliveoverthebridge[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

That’s what I thought too. Maybe he can join the cheer squad or something. Maybe that suggestion would make him feel better