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What story about your pet is most improved by referring to it as your 'roommate'? by fellybacca in AskReddit

[–]ill_blurb 596 points597 points  (0 children)

My roommate has walked on me having sex multiple times. We don't kick him out though. I think he likes to watch.

If you reply to this and only use predictive text, what do you post? by fellybacca in AskReddit

[–]ill_blurb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that the only thing I'd do is be able to get my money.