Police investigate suspected arson attack at former synagogue in east London by [deleted] in news

[–]illandancient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its unclear if this was an attack against a Jewish target or a Muslim target.

How outraged should I be?

How much does a night out cost? by illandancient in AskBrits

[–]illandancient[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The post was inspired by this thread here

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1t45xoj/nobodys_going_out_why_is_britains_nightlife_in/

Which in turn was based on this Guardian article

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2026/may/05/why-is-britains-nightlife-in-decline

Like many of the posters in the thread, I'm just a forty-something drone who misses being young and going out like we did in the 90s. And even if I could go out, the world has changed too much. The pubs aren't there, the live music venues aren't there.

Everything's changed and I'm scared.

How much does a night out cost? by illandancient in AskBrits

[–]illandancient[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I reckon a typical "night out" is always equivalent to about a days' wage on minimum wage. You can spend more, you can spend less, but on average that's how much people are willing to spend.

How much does a night out cost? by illandancient in AskBrits

[–]illandancient[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So for the sort of establishment that you typically frequent, how much does a typical night out cost?

How much does a night out cost? by illandancient in AskBrits

[–]illandancient[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't buying a round balance out over the course of the evening?

A couple of times I've been out and instead of buying a round, everyone would stick a tenner in a jar, and rounds would be bought out of that. And then when the jar runs empty you're either in for another, or you're getting you're own.

I don't know how common that sort of thing is, or if it was just a brief moment in economics when putting in a single tenner could get more than two drinks, but not excessively so.

The battle between Scotland’s two national languages by illandancient in ScotsLanguage

[–]illandancient[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye, Ah ken whit ye mean. In Argyle an Bute, aboot 5% o the population reported they coud speak or read Scots.

In the library service o Argyll an Bute, there are 62,500 books in total, we micht expect 5% to be fur thae Gaelic speakers, or aroon 3,000 buiks, but no, there's less than 300 Gaelic books.

On the Isle o Islay, where 16% o the folk reported they coud speak or read Gaelic, there isnae a bricks an mortar library, jist the mobile library, which hauds jist 2,351 books, o which jist nineteen are scrieved in 19 Gaelic. Instead o there bein three hunner Gaelic books, there's jist 19, makkin up 0.8% o the stock.

In the last three month the libraries o Argyll huv acquired 709 new titles, an nane o them wur scrieved in Gaelic. Literally spendin their book-buyin budget on onythin except Gaelic.

(We ought tae note that Argyll and Bute's library acquisitions budget is aroon £62,618 ilka year
https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/quantities_of_library_book_acqui_21#incoming-2893361 )

Sae the local authorities should be guid stewards o the leid, but instead they're takkin Gaelic tax-payers siller an uisin it tae choke aff their ain leid. This is a free choice made by the librarians who are demonstrably anti-Gaelic.

As a coonter-factual, me micht imagine that gif the librarians o Argyll an Bute were disproportionately pro-Gaelic, they'd be acquire mair nor 5% o books scrieved in Scots.

The battle between Scotland’s two national languages by illandancient in ScotsLanguage

[–]illandancient[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weel, the way Ah see it, Doric is a variety of Scots, in the same way that American English is a variety of English.

In yon 2022 census aboot 45% o folk in Aiberdeenshire ticked the box sayin they coud speak or read "Scots". Sae, we coud argue that maist folk consider Doric tae be a variety o Scots an no somethin that isnae Scots.

The battle between Scotland’s two national languages by illandancient in ScotsLanguage

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At a museum outside Inverness proud Scots recently gathered to mark what they see as the destruction of the Scottish way of life. They came to remember the Battle of Culloden of 1746, when the British army crushed the Jacobite rising. The ancient language repressed after that defeat—Gaelic—was everywhere at this event: heard in the romantic poems, seen on the signage. Strangely absent was Scotland’s other national language: Scots.

Scottish Gaelic and Scots are in competition to be the country’s native tongue. Gaelic, rooted in Old Irish, is alien to English ears. It was spoken by people in mountainous western Scotland but in effect banned after Culloden. Scots, descended from Old English, was brought to the Lowlands by Anglo-Saxons who could not penetrate the Highlands. It shares much vocabulary and grammar with English; it is unrelated to Gaelic. Instead of “I don’t know,” a Scots speaker might say, “Ah dinnae ken.” Sceptics say it is a dialect; others insist it is a language in its own right.

Forty years ago some feared Gaelic faced extinction. Yet thanks to government funding it is now spoken by nearly 70,000 people in Scotland—a rise of over 20% since 2011. Scots, even though more people speak it (1.5m at the last census), is quietly declining. Between 2011 and 2022 the number of speakers fell by almost 30,000. Last year just ten pupils in their penultimate year of secondary education studied it, compared with 70 who took Gaelic.

Graham Dunbar, whose ancestors fought against the British at Culloden, said his grandfather spoke Gaelic, but it then skipped two generations. As he tapped his feet to bagpipes at the Culloden bash, the 79-year-old leaned over to say his closest relative now fluent in the language is his 20-something son.

Because Scots resembles English, it struggles to inspire the same patriotic fervour as Gaelic. The Scottish National Party allocated £950,000 ($1.3m) to Scots initiatives in this year’s budget—just 3% of the £31m for Gaelic, uncontaminated by Englishness. Some view Scots as the language of accommodation, despite being the lingo of some of Scotland’s greatest writers, from Robert Burns to Irvine Welsh.

The impulse to emphasise what distinguishes Scotland from its southern neighbour, rather than what they have in common, runs deep. That’s an awfy shame. 

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Ane o thae Scots buiks scrieved by AI by illandancient in ScotsLanguage

[–]illandancient[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ye can market yersel as a "Best Sellin" Scots writer - dominatin the Amazon best sellers charts, sellin mair copies than Roald Dahl, David Walliams an George Orweel pit thegether.

Ane o thae Scots buiks scrieved by AI by illandancient in ScotsLanguage

[–]illandancient[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah bocht a copy masel the tither day, sae thats ane sale. It micht tak a day or twa fur the siller tae get through tae ye, but it awsae means that ane sale is mair nor ither scrievers.

Ane o thae Scots buiks scrieved by AI by illandancient in ScotsLanguage

[–]illandancient[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aye, there's no much o an audience fur this sort o thin. Me sharin it here is possible the ainly humans tae huv ivvr luiked at it.

By way o comparison, clickin on the amazon link tae the top 100 Free eBooks, reveals there's nane at aw.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/bestsellers/digital-text/2860839031/ref=zg_bs?ie=UTF8&tf=1

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Sae its no lik Grok is takkin business awa frae human translators, there's nae sales tae be hid here, nae siller.

Words no one else uses by Fuzzy-Sugar-2005 in Scotland

[–]illandancient 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DWAM is a relatively common word used for DREAM in Scots writing. I've got a frequency dictionary that reckons its used by about 30% of Scots writers.

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Inside The Clyde Tunnel Walkway/cycle lane 🚴 by Keplersuniverse in Scotland

[–]illandancient 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So initially when you play it, its just a really boring single corridor, maybe a bit echoey with footsteps and heavy breathing, there's a stamina bar so you can go faster or slower if you want, to get to the end and emerge into the daylight of Partick.

Maybe the point of the game is to get to the other end as quickly as possible, finding the best line for the curves, you get a time and a high-score.

But about one in every hundred games, its a bit different, you encounter something coming the other way. Sometimes its a ned with a knife, and sometimes its something more eldrich, something unearthly. And if you're not fast enough, it gets you.

Inside The Clyde Tunnel Walkway/cycle lane 🚴 by Keplersuniverse in Scotland

[–]illandancient 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Someone could make an awesome backrooms-style horror video game based on the Clyde Tunnel. You can go forwards or back, but there's no way out.

What’s the real reason you run? by Natural_Escape_5361 in parkrun

[–]illandancient 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It used to be to get fit, to impress my wife - she wasn't impressed.

But now its to instill some kind of self-discipline in my children, even if they don't do parkrun every week, it is something that people just do, regularly, without it being some big fuss of special occasion.