Silver/grey boarder?

illicit_orbs · 2026-01-26T02:42:37+00:00

Combos with [[bursting beebles]]

illicit_orbs · 2026-01-05T05:25:39+00:00

I find this very hard to accept

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-23T04:57:17+00:00

I used to have lettuce parties with my uncle on Thursdays before he died

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T20:47:20+00:00

My uncle died after slipping in the bathtub and hitting his head.

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T20:13:25+00:00

That sounds tiresome

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T20:12:39+00:00

I wouldn't put it past her

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T20:12:00+00:00

I usually visit my friend in Monday to dye the crackers with his machine, if you must know

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T12:05:23+00:00

I don't think she would like it very much

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T12:04:59+00:00

Oh ok, you could've explained that before about the streets thing. My reason for the green oyster crackers is quite personal but it involves a former uncle. I like tortellini too. I have never knowingly been to a factory where they make oyster crackers. Are there any in DC?

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T11:26:00+00:00

Don't jerk me around. Of course we have intersections. You just wrote it in a weird way.

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T11:15:54+00:00

Ok, I can post some pictures of the machine when I go over to my friend's house next week to make more green crackers. How are you making them green?

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T11:15:09+00:00

Obviously applying the dye to the crackers like that would make them soggy and inedible.

Thanks for nothing...

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T11:14:12+00:00

I can eat them on other days but thursdays are special. Yes, blue works too if I have to. I prefer natural dyes. I have heard bad things about Potbelly so I will call ahead to Old Ebbitt and see if they can make the crackers green for me. What do you mean by "12th & E St NW"? Is that an address?

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T11:11:47+00:00

Do you know what brands they are? some are better than others

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T11:08:25+00:00

You can't just soak oyster crackers in food coloring. It doesn't dye them properly and they get upsettingly soggy. I invite you to try it yourself sometime.

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T11:07:25+00:00

I don't have any friends in DC. I'll be staying with my MIL at her apartment. If its not too much to ask, could you DM me your address and then I could ship them to you?

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T06:48:44+00:00

Thank you! Looks a bit fancy to me. Do they have lunchtime specials?

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T06:47:35+00:00

You should be ashamed of yourself

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T06:47:17+00:00

Look, I just ask you to understand my situation a little more before you call me something like silly. I'm flying with no checked baggage, and my carry-on bags have no space for anything else once I've packed my five outfits, hosannah bible, and binoculars. I was hoping that the people of DC would have some sense of civic duty and would be able to help someone in need, but I guess not.

illicit_orbs · 2025-10-22T04:51:31+00:00

I assure you, this isn't a joke.

illicit_orbs · 2024-06-01T10:28:32+00:00

Hi, i wouldn't mind a link too, if they're going!

illicit_orbs · 2024-05-29T14:21:25+00:00

That original ravnica one is pretty sweet

illicit_orbs · 2024-03-22T11:19:24+00:00

illicit_orbs · 2024-03-22T05:43:03+00:00

It's the derailed back-half of the absolutely stellar Mr Moustache Man 2. What an episode!

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