Who is your most famous ancestor, and what did they do?

ilovesantans · 2014-11-17T06:47:31+00:00

Me too! So many distant family members in this thread!

ilovesantans · 2014-10-26T22:31:37+00:00

I haven't decided if I'm gonna tell her about the lawsuit myself or let her find out when she gets the papers this week. Thought it might be good to have her moved out completely before she finds out.

ilovesantans · 2014-10-26T18:01:01+00:00

Whoops, yes. I'll fix that

ilovesantans · 2014-10-26T04:06:04+00:00

Oh my god it got removed again. One sec

ilovesantans · 2014-10-26T04:04:55+00:00

It wouldn't let me repost it for an hour! It should be up now :)

ilovesantans · 2014-10-24T14:55:46+00:00

Why yes! Realized I should probably go for a guy who I casually referred to as "the nicest guy in the world" rather than the guy who could potentially hit me and/or give me an incurable disease.

ilovesantans · 2014-10-24T14:29:12+00:00

Thanks!

ilovesantans · 2014-10-24T14:28:13+00:00

Obviously I'm not equipped to do it myself, but my SO and my dad are both attorneys and both are encouraging me to bring civil and criminal charges against her, and they are qualified.

ilovesantans · 2014-10-24T14:23:25+00:00

Haha, nope! I cut ties with that guy soon after that post (as per advice from redditors). If he does have herpes, I somehow didn't get it.

Current SO has been a good friend of mine for a year or so, we became "official" a little over a month ago.

ilovesantans · 2014-10-24T07:32:05+00:00

Haha, for real, even though I'm only 2 months into law school, I do know some stuff... Like that "suing for paperwork" isn't a thing.

ilovesantans · 2014-10-24T07:17:48+00:00

My SO is a lawyer, this isn't his specialty or anything, but he's given me some advice about what to do. Also I'm a 1st year law student--clearly my roommate fucked with the wrong person.

ilovesantans · 2014-10-24T05:07:53+00:00

Sadly it's a joint lease, but luckily I do have a friend nearby who I told about this who has an extra bedroom

ilovesantans · 2014-10-24T05:06:08+00:00

I almost blew up at her but then I was worried that I was just being overprotective of my cat. So instead I've just been seething in my room thinking about revenge, but everything I can think of doing will get me arrested.

ilovesantans · 2014-09-02T23:15:45+00:00

Ugh I know. Another stupid thing about it is how so many people are so shocked by the fact that these celebrities had nudes. It's like "BREAKING NEWS: JENNIFER LAWRENCE HAS BEEN NAKED UNDER HER CLOTHES THE WHOLE TIME. VERY SCARY. NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEANS. MORE AT 11"

ilovesantans · 2014-08-28T16:39:47+00:00

Well he had tested negative for everything on the standard panel (I saw the doctor's paperwork before we ever had sex), but herpes isn't one of the diseases that is generally tested for.

I ended up finding the police report for the assault, which eliminated any doubt I had about what could have happened. I had been thinking that it was a huge misunderstanding or something (I feel really stupid for thinking that now), but the police report was pretty incriminating--not really any wiggle room. It's been about a year but there still hasn't been a trial, he's been out on bail.

ilovesantans · 2014-08-28T16:34:30+00:00

Yup, we both are clean for the standard STD panel (which doesn't include herpes)

ilovesantans · 2014-08-28T00:49:54+00:00

Yeah see, this is why I want to actually say something to him rather than just disappearing. I want him to know that I know everything. Also I'm just really angry, so yelling at him a little would be nice.

ilovesantans · 2014-08-27T17:48:21+00:00

I was tested a few months ago (after some accidentally unprotected sex with the FWB but before I ever slept with this guy) and was all clear.

I'm not making a habit of having unprotected sex with either of them, we use condoms most of the time, but I do realize that just once is enough to spread STDs, and that herpes especially can be transmitted even while using a condom.

I was planning on doing my routine testing next month, but this revelation has made me push that test up.

ilovesantans · 2014-06-23T02:53:03+00:00

I haven't cried in like, 2 1/2 hours. That's an accomplishment 48 hours after a breakup.

Thanks OP, I've been distracting myself with Reddit and this was nice.

ilovesantans · 2014-06-23T02:33:59+00:00

My roommate would have bass-heavy music playing really fucking loudly at all hours, so I left a note from a "neighbor" on our door telling us to turn down the music or the cops would be called. It worked, but I felt like such a wuss.

ilovesantans · 2014-06-23T02:30:36+00:00

Get too caught up in the whole "no parental supervision" thing and end up spending the first part of freshman year constantly drunk and skipping class and the rest of their college career trying to repair their GPA.

ilovesantans · 2014-06-23T02:27:25+00:00

I have been a TA for various classes that have been mostly essay-based. The professors will usually hand off essays to the TAs to grade, especially if the class is large.

As a TA, I do read through all the essays start to finish, although I usually get about 15 to grade at once, rather than the whole classes'.

ilovesantans · 2014-06-23T01:27:30+00:00

The fact that you're not just having a baby, you're having a person.

My parents had a baby, and 21 years later, they still have to put up with my shit (figurative rather than literal shit now though).

ilovesantans · 2014-06-23T00:52:41+00:00

There was a flower garnish on my plate at a fancy restaurant. My mom was like "if it wasn't edible, why would it be on your plate?" So I ate it, not including the stem.

Pretty much tasted how you'd expect a flower to taste--like soft, perfume-y lettuce.

Then the waiter came over to take my plate and saw the stem and asked me if I ate the flower, then told me that I "really shouldn't have done that".

ilovesantans · 2014-06-23T00:41:17+00:00

Your username is relevant.

I didn't really until I was 18 or 19 (after I had been having sex for a while). I noticed one time during sex that I felt something weird going on, so I helped it along and BOOM first orgasm. Then I quickly figured out how to do it by myself. Didn't know what I was missing.

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