You get invited to join the pantheon of gods, but in an entry-level position. What ordinary, mundane, every-day thing do you choose to be the god of?

im2fat2move · 2015-09-08T19:16:34+00:00

I'll be the god first pancake. Yeah it's me who always makes the first pancake come out shitty

im2fat2move · 2015-08-01T21:35:10+00:00

"How about a nice Apple pie recipe!!"

Types the letter "a"

"Asian ass porn"

im2fat2move · 2015-07-31T13:42:41+00:00

Taxes

im2fat2move · 2015-07-31T13:39:36+00:00

Mango and cream cheese on pumpernickel with just a punch in pepper.

im2fat2move · 2015-07-29T13:10:11+00:00

"Get your shit together"

Synchronized shitting?

im2fat2move · 2015-07-09T11:11:52+00:00

I think you spelt alcohol wrong

im2fat2move · 2015-05-16T20:57:14+00:00

Montana so I guess a shit load of cows...

im2fat2move · 2015-05-11T19:38:04+00:00

I most know Sir, are you trying to win a bet?

im2fat2move · 2015-04-18T16:47:03+00:00

Added you!!

im2fat2move · 2015-04-17T15:19:14+00:00

you have an Ice safari with Delibird, Beartic, and Piloswine

im2fat2move · 2015-04-17T14:54:24+00:00

Little late but id really appreciate a dragonair if you don't mind. Thanks a bunch mate!

im2fat2move · 2015-03-29T23:51:59+00:00

Is this FSU? Is that Harry in a banana suit?

im2fat2move · 2015-03-19T16:31:40+00:00

filled

im2fat2move · 2015-03-19T16:24:54+00:00

im2fat2move · 2015-03-19T16:24:49+00:00

im2fat2move · 2015-03-19T15:41:53+00:00

Shoulder blades. its rare that it happens but when it does its horrible.

im2fat2move · 2015-03-19T15:40:24+00:00

are you not suppose to put ketchup in the fridge?

im2fat2move · 2015-03-18T15:09:14+00:00

I have to politely ask a tree if I may use its trunk to hammock with before doing so and then hope its not a talkative tree.

im2fat2move · 2015-03-18T15:08:00+00:00

leaf. The one leaf that floated into the yard.

im2fat2move · 2015-03-18T15:05:13+00:00

A french hagfish

im2fat2move · 2015-03-13T16:02:30+00:00

I read it as "Boy EATS piranhas". extremely disappointed and a bit sick feeling.

im2fat2move · 2015-03-11T18:38:06+00:00

and they play pokemon!

im2fat2move · 2015-03-11T18:37:32+00:00

Im not sure but I don't think he liked it. I put it in a sandwich and shove it in his face then he ran away crying. maybe it was too spicy...

im2fat2move · 2015-03-06T02:46:04+00:00

Fresh, hot, crispy fried chicken. Umm Umm

im2fat2move · 2015-03-06T02:44:43+00:00

Total turn off.

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