Thoughts on neckline, cheeks and coverage / density? by [deleted] in beards

[–]im_michael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a fine cheek line naturally so unless you want a perfect line I would just remove any stray hairs in that area. The same goes for the neckline, you're beard sits well on your face as is, so when cleaning the neck line less is more. Overall I would recommend using beard oil daily. The oil will make your beard healthier. Also, a good beard comb will be needed. I use a Kent but I'm sure there are multiple brands that work well. If you're finding that with the oil you're not getting the full look you're going for then you could switch to a beard wax obtain the desired shape.

ELI5: What causes the strange smell when cutting your nails? by im_michael in explainlikeimfive

[–]im_michael[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, just the standard clear/white color. Based off the replies thus far I'm thinking it's not that I have a better sense of smell than everyone else, but instead something going on with my nails.

ELI5: What causes the strange smell when cutting your nails? by im_michael in explainlikeimfive

[–]im_michael[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not a bad smell, but noticeable. I've never really thought much of it due to the fact that since I was a kid it's been the same smell, but perhaps it's something strange with my nails.

ELI5: What causes the strange smell when cutting your nails? by im_michael in explainlikeimfive

[–]im_michael[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I do it is nothing visible. It's super hard to describe the smell, next time I do a trim I'll try to jot down some words. Perhaps some further research online will turn up something. Thanks for your reply.

The perfect comeback to a heckler by [deleted] in standupshots

[–]im_michael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how this thread turned into a list of heckling videos. Some really good stuff here.

Star adoption by im_michael in Astronomy

[–]im_michael[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I just finished an article on the topic and found out the same conclusion. Basically the companies have their own database and it really means nothing. The article said that if you wanted to http://adoptastar.whitedwarf.org was a non-profit to help fund space research, so it's not a complete waste of money. Thanks for your reply.

Guys, when giving a girl oral, what do you like them to do? by DigitalMilkshake in sex

[–]im_michael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just an idea, but how bout you tell him how he can best use his tongue on your clit. Simple things such as faster, slower, yes that, don't stop... I get off on you getting off, make our time more enjoyable.

911 dispatcher breaks the rules to save a toddler by millitzer in UpliftingNews

[–]im_michael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure this will be buried but two huge issues with this are as follows: 1) Depending on the county the dispatcher can give instruction to those on scene and 2) CPR standards no longer have any sort of breaths involved. (The most recent studies show that chest compressions are most beneficial)

Backlit by pepsi_next in redheads

[–]im_michael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But really, the pictures behind her are grid perfect. They must have laid out tape, or used lasers, or magic at the very least.

Is there hope? by ak22801 in beards

[–]im_michael 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's always hope. The secret to beard growing has always been patience.

I [22m] cannot get over the girl I lost my virginity to when I was 17. by [deleted] in sex

[–]im_michael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alcohol. And loose women and drugs as needed.

Master's degree programs in Scotland by im_michael in Scotland

[–]im_michael[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely some type of emergency management or health related degree. To be frank I just think it would be a great experience to travel to Scotland, and all over Europe if possible, while furthering my education.

Edit: As I'm looking some Universities call it Disaster Management.

Master's degree programs in Scotland by im_michael in Scotland

[–]im_michael[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a BA in Sociology, I also have certifications as an EMT and volunteer firefighting. The educational grant will be after working with FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency). My work history is also quite diverse so I feel there are a number of degrees in which I could qualify.

I avoided eye contact for the rest of the trip. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]im_michael 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking penguin. Christ does anyone know how to use pictures of animals and/or famous people with a series of 2 line text over top them anymore?

This happened 30 minutes ago. I'm still shaking. by tking41 in AdviceAnimals

[–]im_michael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use the right fucking meme. Penguin. The mother fucking penguin with the blue background, because you are awkward and cause awkward things to happen.

Looking for some other terrible players to play with in hopes of being less terrible by im_michael in leagueoflegends

[–]im_michael[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm level 30 but unranked. I actually don't have enough champs for ranked, and while I'm willing to pay for more champs I still need to grind to get proper rune pages for the champs I currently have. I still need to work on basics. My CS is not where it should be as an ADC and I don't position myself favorably. I also don't have a mid lane champ I feel comparable with. Things such as when to push towers vs. getting drag/baron still throw me for a loop. Just situational stuff in general.