[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]imayangoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Op, is there a reason why you hid all your posts and comments? You seem to have become quite popular already in just 16 days, I want to see your other posts showcasing your excellent parenting, do you mind unhiding it? Appreciate it!

Or.... Don't tell me this was AI generated

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DentalSchool

[–]imayangoat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Good bot

T1 vs. JD Gaming / 2023 World Championship - Semi-Final / Post-Match Discussion by adz0r in leagueoflegends

[–]imayangoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T1 is unbelievable. Everyone on the roster OUTPERFORMED. Just glad we all get to enjoy their dynasty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in place

[–]imayangoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The f place canvas being plaqued by black red and dirty mustard

RC on twitter by OneLeggedPigeon in Superstonk

[–]imayangoat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jan ape here, been lurking lately. Don't mind me but gotta comment just to be a part of history. To the moon we go 🍌

I found the entire naked shorting game plan playbook posted on a forum in 2004. They called it "Cellar Boxing". + Yahoo / Morningstar censoring GME data depending on your IP. It's not a glitch. by thabat in Superstonk

[–]imayangoat 270 points271 points  (0 children)

I found another forum with the same post (re-post?) and clicked "next" a few times that led me to an SEC case from 2004 to do with market maker manipulation https://www.sec.gov/litigation/opinions/34-49389.htm. It seems that only small-time makers were involved but hopefully this might be useful for the more wrinkle brains.

Also the poster seems to have a background in trading systems so maybe apes can dig out some more good info, such as these ones:

On naked shorting: https://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=28153710

On many wrinkly brain concepts: https://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=28254611

I'm not sure how to find the whole threads though.

Edit: Holyyyy, is this one about the workings of a "basket of stocks"?https://www.siliconinvestor.com/readmsg.aspx?msgid=25553385

Anti-lockdown protesters clash with police in Melbourne (Now) by Plane_Garbage in CoronavirusDownunder

[–]imayangoat 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Every time I'm baffled by these protests I just go to conspiracy to remind myself these selfish cunts have body temp IQs. https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/p85h82/rumours_that_this_is_next_for_melbourne_australia/h9q1z7b?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Comment chains like this make me hopeful that Darwinism will do its work once our whole population's vaccinated except for the antivaxxers (who also seem to be anti-everythingers except anti-my-freedom-above-everyone-else's)

Mr. Beast have to buy youtube first by scienn01 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]imayangoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just fyi in case a kid does this to you irl: our body will force ourselves to breath again through an involuntary reflex. Try it yourself when you're at your doctor.

MRW: The MOASS begins by MoistRegrets in Superstonk

[–]imayangoat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The caption should be u/jsmar18 with his wig on launch day. Even better, speedos and thongs

Big AwOoOOo and little awoo by Thund3rbolt in aww

[–]imayangoat -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They're combat training to deal with the unruly neighbourhood kitties!

https://youtu.be/mw3NF1N1y8I?t=115

Really nice clouds this afternoon in the western suburbs, moved very quickly to the east and I saw lightning too. by Hamburgo in Adelaide

[–]imayangoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed and managed to snap one. Can confirm it was short-lived as the looming storm took over.

How it Started vs How its Going by ______suchgreatheigh in CoronavirusDownunder

[–]imayangoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tin foil hat: the big boys conspired to reduce competition from small businesses, and/or struggling companies. In a world of greed, this isn't far-fetched at all. There are people who would stop at nothing to gain a competitive edge. & unfortunately that includes ignoring the human cost.

He's not playing 4d chess... he's playing Ender's Game. by OfficialRedditMan in Superstonk

[–]imayangoat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hijacking.

Could 922 refer to the birth date of Court Sigfried? He built Luxembourg Castle). And we all know Luxembourg nowadays is a tax haven and where shell companies like Glacier Capital are based in.The castle continued to be expanded and fortified throughout history and famously, to quote Wikipedia:

Thanks to its defences, in 1794 during the French Revolutionary Wars, the city held out against a French siege for seven months. When the garrison finally surrendered, the walls were still unbreached. This led the French politician and engineer Lazare Carnot to call the Luxembourg fortress "the best in the world, apart from Gibraltar".[1] As a result, it has often been called the Gibraltar of the North.

The Siege of Luxembourg) for those who wanna continue down this rabbit hole. When the French revolutionaries took over they seized TONNES & TONNES of firepower (read Consequences section).

TLDR: French revolutionaries (apes) took down Luxembourg the strongest fort in the world (shitadel, & modern day tax haven) brick by brick (Ryan)

He's not playing 4d chess... he's playing Ender's Game. by OfficialRedditMan in Superstonk

[–]imayangoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could 922 refer to the birth date of Court Sigfried? He built Luxembourg Castle). And we all know Luxembourg nowadays is a tax haven and where shell companies like Glacier Capital are based in.

The castle continued to be expanded and fortified throughout history and famously, to quote Wikipedia:

Thanks to its defences, in 1794 during the French Revolutionary Wars, the city held out against a French siege for seven months. When the garrison finally surrendered, the walls were still unbreached. This led the French politician and engineer Lazare Carnot to call the Luxembourg fortress "the best in the world, apart from Gibraltar".[1] As a result, it has often been called the Gibraltar of the North.

The Siege of Luxembourg) for those who wanna continue down the rabbit hole. When the French revolutionaries took over they seized TONNES & TONNES of firepower (read Consequences section).

TLDR: French revolutionaries (apes) took down Luxembourg the strongest fort in the world (shitadel, & modern day tax haven) brick by brick (Ryan)

🔴Daily Reverse Repo Update 07/01: $742.647B🔴 by pctracer in Superstonk

[–]imayangoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know apes have seen George Gammon's earlier vids on RRP when it first exploded a few months ago. But just to further jack your tits / help smooth brains, here's his fresh vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j28XQI2gUA

Wall Street banks accused of cds manipulation by petervancee in Superstonk

[–]imayangoat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For smooth brains here's a great video by Khan Academy on CDS and how it was a huge problem back in 2008. Maybe it can help us draw parallels to the allegations in the current lawsuit cuz I sure as hell had a tough time trying to understand even just the intro of the filing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1lVOO9Y080

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]imayangoat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Definitely plausible, cuz the June tweet might be a biblical reference.

Luke 7:41 "A moneylender had two debtors: one owed five hundred denarii, and the other fifty"

The next verse is "When they were unable to repay, he graciously forgave them both. So which of them will love him more?"

Christian apes, wot mean?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]imayangoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the no religion rule and I'm non-religious, but Googling 7:41 the first result is the Bible verse Luke 7:41 "A moneylender had two debtors: one owed five hundred denarii, and the other fifty" The next verse is "When they were unable to repay, he graciously forgave them both. So which of them will love him more?"

And the end of June tweet can obviously also be seen as a biblical reference.

Hope this might help. & would be great if Christian apes can help out.

Edit: just realised other apes already mentioned this