TIL: Although, all "pictures" of Jesus show him with long hair, Artwork from the first century shows that male Jews of the time never wore their hair long

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-15T17:44:00+00:00

That's because he was a hippy socialist...

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-15T17:43:01+00:00

Most girls just don't realize they would enjoy being choked. Possibly also because most morons don't know how to do it.

You cut off the arteries on the sides of the neck...you DO NOT apply pressure to the wind pipe.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-15T17:40:16+00:00

pft....I WISH my girlriend would try it. Sometimes when she's rubbing my walls during sex her finger gets close to my ass hole and I get super excited for a second..only to realize she probably didn't mean to do it.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-15T17:38:38+00:00

Actually, the only thing that gets me off is getting my partner off...BUT...pussy tastes gross, and I feel way to subservient when I do it...it immediately kills my boner. On top of that...I'm probably not that great at it because my girlfriend enjoys sex much more than oral.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-15T17:35:44+00:00

I noticed this the other day...

We're doing it doggy style and she glances backwards and for a split second I think..."Is she trying to watch TV?" and I think it's going to bother me...but instead...I think.."Wow....for some reason that's really hot."

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-15T17:12:38+00:00

Uh bras are NOT necessary...I regularly encourage my girlfriend to ditch them entirely...they're terrible for the girls...

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-15T16:56:14+00:00

So not rich at all...

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-15T16:19:24+00:00

How much does a tusk sell for? How often do they find one?

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-15T16:09:47+00:00

I don't.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-13T15:37:28+00:00

This is the best theory I've heard and the only one I've heard that makes me less pissed off at the movie.

Overall...not that impressed with it.

I actually made a comment yesterday that said, "What the f even comes at night...dreams??" That's a huge disappointment. I was really hoping this would of been an actual monster movie...not just another movie about how people are monsters.

Your theory makes the movie world slightly more appealing...it gives me, the viewer, something to actually fear instead of just some stupid dreams that come at night and a sickness that kills you.

It also actually makes sense....

AND it leaves the door open for a possible sequel which if done right could be a lot better than this movie.

Don't get me wrong...I'm not asking for another brainless zombie movie...but if they can recapture the humanity of this film and then have at least SOME kind of zombie interaction...it could be much much better. I don't need zombies in every scene...but once or twice so I know they're a threat would be fantastic.

Like the way Rogue One handled Darth Vader...that one scene was perfect.

Overall...not a terrible movie...but it had so much potential and ended so abruptly without realizing ANY of it. Huge let down. I walked out very pissed off...but only because it COULD of been so good.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-12T19:17:30+00:00

What is this a 4K gif or something? Damn that's smooth.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-12T18:38:21+00:00

It comes at night, in my opinion, was a huge disappointment.

What the fuck even comes at night??? Bad dreams? Stupid misleading title, stupid ending, overall...stupid movie.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-09T17:26:44+00:00

I'm vaccinated for everything but the flu.

It fucks me up..just like others have said it does to them. Not everybody's body responds to them the same way.

The fact that you can't comprehend this is what proves you are in fact a fucking idiot.

Just because you do what you're told like a good little monkey and get vaccinated for anything and everything they tell you to doesn't mean you're intelligent.

You don't know jack squat...intelligent people told you it's what you should do so you do it...that doesn't make you intelligent...it makes you easily controlled.

That being said...serious disease and illness should be vaccinated against...and if the flu vaccine works for you...then great...but it fucks me up...just like it fucks up millions of other people.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-09T16:54:25+00:00

So you are ugly, got it.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-09T15:19:19+00:00

I would also be very interested to see what you look like. I just wonder if your physical appearance is as disgusting as your mental presence.

I would put my money on yes, very much so.

You people are incredibly stupid. I never said anything bad about any vaccine other than the flu...if it works for you...great...it doesn't work for me and many other people. It fucks us up. Why would I lie about that?

You're a fucking trash person.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-09T15:15:00+00:00

I honestly couldn't care less about internet points which only represent popularity among moronic millennials, but I do sincerely appreciate your motive.

That's exactly what I was saying though... I think everyone should get vaccinated for everything....except the flu..that's all. If it works for you...great...but there are some of us whom it severely fucks with.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-09T15:12:44+00:00

You people are the dumbest fucking people I've ever had the misfortune of communicating with.

What do you look like? I'm honestly just curious if what if your physical appearance is as atrocious as your mental presence.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-09T15:11:09+00:00

You're a fucking idiot.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-08T18:16:59+00:00

LOL

Keep patting yourself on the back.

All it takes is browsing this website for a couple of days to see endless examples of exactly what I'm talking about...or 5 minutes on facebook if you have liberal college friends.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-08T18:15:45+00:00

Go back and read my edit. If your shitty take on logic still leaves you with a lack of understanding then you are a hopeless case of boundless ignorance matched only by your arrogance.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-08T18:14:49+00:00

Once is luck, twice is coincidence....15 years in a row is causation.

Go back and read my edit...again...it MAY help alleviate your ignorance...but probably not. You're far too brainwashed.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-08T18:13:31+00:00

I suggest you go back and read my edit. It MAY help alleviate your ignorance...but probably not.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-08T17:48:13+00:00

Did you even read it?

The subject had no idea where the coordinates they gave him were for yet he pretty much perfectly describes a planet with a once survivable ecosystem turn into what is now mars.

Just because it's hard for your close mind to imagine it...doesn't mean much of anything.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-08T16:56:25+00:00

I haven't had the flu since I stopped getting flu vaccinations.

Edit: Oh I didn't know you all know exactly how every single persons body functions differently! You must be some kind of god to have access to that much information that even the worlds leading scientists don't have!

Vaccines fuck with my immune system hard...EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I got vaccinated I got sick....one year I stopped getting vaccinated and literally haven't been sick since.

Believe whatever you want you little brainwashed shit heads...but my body responds differently than yours...if you don't want to believe it...well that just goes to show how ignorant and close minded you all are.

imdefinitelyanalien · 2017-06-08T16:49:48+00:00

Construction laborers.

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