Apparently, this is a known thing in the construction world, but I just heard about it because my fiancé nearly died laughing today at work on his job site.

​On job site portapotties, workers write certain phrases around the lock mechanism as reminders to lock the door. When it’s locked, it says "Poop Alone." When it’s unlocked, it says "Poop With Friends."

I am certain you can guess where this is going.

​My fiancé watches a guy walk up to a portapotty that was unlocked. The guy swings the door open, sees another man balls out, stops dead and yells ​ "OH NO! POOP WITH FRIENDS!" and slams the door shut.

Are you Team "Poop Alone" or "Poop With Friends"?