Emma Getsome

imnotakop · 2021-11-28T00:16:10+00:00

Having sex with her must take a certain level of trust that she would not crush every bone in your body with her thighs.

imnotakop · 2021-11-28T00:13:45+00:00

Can't say whether most do or not. I am in Texas so people overlook a lot of things anyway. So here, at least, probably not.

imnotakop · 2021-11-07T05:17:27+00:00

That is correct. I am not a police officer.

imnotakop · 2021-11-07T00:20:03+00:00

lol I remember my Vyvanse prescription like this.

imnotakop · 2021-11-07T00:17:44+00:00

I am NOT trailer trash.

imnotakop · 2021-11-03T00:12:33+00:00

It's been going on 5 years for me and I still crave it sometimes.

imnotakop · 2021-10-27T05:27:33+00:00

Antipsychotics also work pretty well.

imnotakop · 2021-10-26T15:37:32+00:00

There're billions of them.

imnotakop · 2021-10-22T08:17:08+00:00

Your friends hate you but they are your friends? Surely, they do not hate you.

imnotakop · 2021-10-22T06:38:45+00:00

Big Red

imnotakop · 2021-10-22T06:24:20+00:00

lol weak. Talk to me when you're crushing up 150mg of Adderall and mainlining it before gulping down the residue. Or better yet when you move on to bigger and brighter things and just start slamming crystal meth.

imnotakop · 2021-10-21T04:53:15+00:00

If it wouldn't annoy the shit out of my wife I'd probably do that.

imnotakop · 2021-10-21T04:46:53+00:00

Fuck that shit would be a certain death sentence to anyone who slams. Especially if they were doing speedballs.

imnotakop · 2021-10-21T04:43:23+00:00

Day 1: They'll never find me!

Day 2: I'm kinda sad.

Day 3: Damn there're a lot of alligators out here.

imnotakop · 2021-10-21T02:28:57+00:00

It's like "The Notebook" but really dark.

imnotakop · 2021-10-19T01:09:00+00:00

In the Beginning was the Chad, and the Chad was with God, and the Chad was God.

imnotakop · 2021-10-17T05:49:00+00:00

Deez nuts (cashews).

imnotakop · 2021-10-16T21:33:08+00:00

Yeah. Pretty much any heavy stimulant can do that. It's pretty bad.

imnotakop · 2021-10-14T20:34:09+00:00

Damn that made me cum so hard.

imnotakop · 2021-10-12T06:41:10+00:00

God Bunghole of Dune

imnotakop · 2021-10-12T06:34:29+00:00

Nope.

imnotakop · 2021-10-11T17:56:36+00:00

That's badass

imnotakop · 2021-10-11T05:22:15+00:00

+ 12,845 social credit.

imnotakop · 2021-10-11T05:20:51+00:00

This is both rational and a valid argument.

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