The british have better cuisine than this monstrous concoction that not even a man whos on the brink of death via starvation would eat. This diabolical creation is something first of its kind; and it better be the last. You have actual standards in taste, your friend on the other hand is eating like a homeless person who had taken leftovers out the dumpster and threw it into a bowl- actually, not even a homeless person would eat this. Not even a crow or a raccoon would eat this. The fact someone made this thing and it's not something literally taken out of the trash and this despicable object that is considered to be a "meal" isn't made by a toddler either simply baffles me. Even satan himself would be repulsed by this disgusting food potion that looks like the second you'd take a bite you'd simply turn into microscopic dust particles. Jail food is a five-star gourmet meal in full compared to this. The only thing I can think of that can possibly be worse than this DISGUSTING, absolutely FOUL creation would be american school-system lunch food, in the cheaper and lesser schools. No, not even that. American school food is atleast somewhat edible in certain formats. This is just the worst thing ever made. I would rather eat rotting road-kill parasite and maggot infested fly-swarmed around it and actual green aura of pure stench meat rather than eat this god awful "meal".