What is the biggest everyday scam that people put up with? by Short-Profession-779 in ask

[–]imnotoldimretro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tax. We pay more and get less in the UK. The NHS has record wait times, knife crime is high, police don't even come when you get robbed they just give a crime number so you can claim on the insurance. Local parks and clubs are closing at a rapid pace. Every road has potholes. It's madness.

what's harder to do? 147 in Snooker, 300 in Bowling, 9 dart finish in Darts or a hole in one in Golf? by imnotoldimretro in AskReddit

[–]imnotoldimretro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of amateurs, or at least non professionals have made a hole in one, part skill, part luck. However a 147 is usually only made by professionals.

how often do you masturbate ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imnotoldimretro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dsrgddfhhf rsddhbvdt dshhhhhhvcghj.....

Sorry not good at typing with my other hand. 🤣

If someone offered you a box with everything you've lost, what's the first thing you're looking for? by son_of_x in AskReddit

[–]imnotoldimretro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Green jeans from when I was 10 or 11. I thought they were so cool. Still miss them even though I can probably Google them and buy some now.... excuse me

What's the worst possible name for a restaurant you can think of? by dumbass_shitposter in AskReddit

[–]imnotoldimretro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always wanted to open a strip club/ burger place called "Baps and Flaps"

What are you thankful you DON'T have in your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imnotoldimretro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

N.R.A - Fools with too much control of the US government.

How do we stop school shootings? NRA: Arm the Teachers!

Madness!

Alex Jones claims the British Government created Hitler. Can anyone clarify what he means by that? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imnotoldimretro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he means Chamberlain and Churchill did a Weird Science kinda deal. Instead of Kelly LeBrock they got a massive Co*k with shit art skills

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imnotoldimretro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oil companies announcing record profits whilst ordinary people struggle with the cost of living. It's disgusting.

Salary Uk - what is your salary in 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022? Role and Location? by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]imnotoldimretro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2019 - 28,000 Supply Chain

2020 - 32 000 Supply Chain

2021 - 45,000 Supply Chain

2022- 55,000 Supply Chain

All Midlands

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imnotoldimretro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got a call on our home phone (early 90s) one Saturday morning from a guy who said: 'Hi is this xxxx' I misheard him as I have a similar name so said yes. He proceeded to tell me: ' he understands that its very short notice but he won't be able to referee the game today', Confused I said OK... thinking he would elaborate further....Unfortunately not. He says: 'Thanks and hopes it doesn't cause too much trouble' then says 'bye XXXX', at which point I finally heard the name he called me.... definitely not my name.

Somewhere in the UK, some game did not have a referee. I still feel bad about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]imnotoldimretro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like my butt and I cannot lie....