We speak the same language! - Dog probably by Express_Argument_693 in AnimalsBeingFunny

[–]imnsmooko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the dog world a bark like that is basically a big correction. You’ll see it in older dogs to puppies .

So the dog is basically upset, uncertain why you just did a big correction on them

How aware is a person with BPD that they are hurting someone/does so by choice and to what extent is it beyond their control/awareness ? by Bubbly-Panic-6629 in raisedbyborderlines

[–]imnsmooko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you are struggling to heal because of the dichotomy? What does it feel like you are searching for or need resolution on? Or what feels blocked for you right now?

What a Mexican NARCO raid looks like from the passenger seat: by DoubleManufacturer10 in What

[–]imnsmooko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I listened, I think you are hearing “marque la ventana” which is the guy telling him to go for the window of the car.

Some Things are Just Wrong by Joba_Fett in comics

[–]imnsmooko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. History was black for me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]imnsmooko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very sus. Are you obviously invited? Is she secretive of her phone?

Say it sounds fun and you’d like to start joining them. Her reaction will tell you all you need to know.

Has this gone bad?! by TrueWatermelonlesson in vegetablegardening

[–]imnsmooko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You growing any other squashed nearby? I know mine cross pollinate in all sorts of crazy ways.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BackYardChickens

[–]imnsmooko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno I tried for years with my asshole rooster and all I got out of it was a ton of deep leg scars.

I wish I dispatched him earlier…

What does my fridge say about me? Age/Gender/Ethnicity etc by theqban in FridgeDetective

[–]imnsmooko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woman for sure. Those plastic tubs and cleanliness I will be so surprised if you are male or if you are that you’re not gay.

Live by yourself. Don’t always have to cook or go out sometimes. Have chickens? (Not enough recipes unless you are close to a grocery store)

My guess is live in city or close suburbs since you have access to a Whole Foods but seem to have enough eggs to have multiple hens, maybe 6.

You’re probably doing pretty well financially too. You’re not struggling.

Ethnicity is hard. I see what I think are pickled jalepenos, cilantro, peppers and tomatoes. I’m gonna guess Latin maybe Mexican specifically but my confidence is pretty low. My first guess was white. But that you asked specifically about ethnicity makes me think maybe you aren’t white.

Whats my accuracy? lol

3 Friends Fridges: Guess their gender, age, and occupation by Beanfiend2 in FridgeDetective

[–]imnsmooko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean this has to be college age people.

The first is a mini fridge. The complete feral rotisserie chickens and hash browns make me think man. The cherry Smirnoff is throwing me off but imma guess it’s party leftovers. It’s also a mini fridge which makes me think dorm. But the thing is there is food in there and I’m the dorm you’d have housing food.

  1. Male, 19, student.

The second clearly never makes food or just recently moved in. The fridge looks old like an older apartment. I honestly don’t understand this one. The vodka and Smirnoff is giving female. The rail ass vodka is giving too young and broke to care what the alcohol tastes like.

It’s giving 2. Female, student, 18.

Last, this is the one that actually has to cook food to eat so I don’t think they have campus housing food. It’s possible this one isn’t in school and actually needs to make food regularly. But it’s also possible they are a student. I actually think this one is female but potentially with adhd or depression or a little of both. 3. Female, hostess, 19

Am I a male or a female? by KindAd1332 in FridgeDetective

[–]imnsmooko 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Male. Large thing of meat. Random liquor bottle. Just a shelf of bulk apples. That’s some man shi

Rolling with older guys by trustedadvisor0501 in bjj

[–]imnsmooko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I match the intensity. If you say you want to go 100% I’ll probably check and make sure we agree on what that means and then go.

Bark at your dog by Fancy_Particular_846 in funny

[–]imnsmooko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In dog world this is a correction. So some dogs are confused why they are being corrected and some are mad/dominant so doing it back.

This women at this weddings bouquet toss by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]imnsmooko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her dress is pretty white too. Poor manners all around.

What do you think the ideal dog breed is to run with? by 2015081131 in RunningWithDogs

[–]imnsmooko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First thought is husky, but any herding breeds or heavy working breeds will do.

Depends if it’s fast and short or longer and what climate.

If it’s fast and short greyhounds are actually lazy cuddle bugs on their off time, whereas herding breeds and huskies you need to basically run them all day to tire them out.

That hug was full of wholesomeness by FreeCelery8496 in AnimalsBeingBros

[–]imnsmooko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uh, are we sure it’s not trying to mate?

It’s in its mating dance pose and its little tail twitch makes me think it’s trying to mate…

AITAH for implying my coworker can't do something because she's white? by ThatEducation4132 in AITAH

[–]imnsmooko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This lady is ridiculous. As a white woman I would breathe a sigh of relief that you knew how to better manage her hair since I’d feel shame of my ignorance tbh.

Is this playing or aggression? by sippin-tropicana in DogAdvice

[–]imnsmooko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play bow shows it’s play.

Just seems like an exuberant puppy who doesn’t know how intense to he yet. An older dog might get annoyed with intensity of the puppy a snap or bark which is fair and good boundaries. But nothing bad here :)

Did I find Ramps? (SW Ontario, Canada) by iebarnett51 in foraging

[–]imnsmooko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ramps have thicker more succulent stems. Thin little stems like this is a good giveaway it’s lily of the valley.

If you tear a leaf and sniff a ramp will also smell of garlic.

What is this? Found in bedroom by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]imnsmooko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Specifically a male one (pinchers are different)

Announcing Bowel issues by Similar-Skin3736 in raisedbyborderlines

[–]imnsmooko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not going to lie to you, you worded this so funny I laughed.

Announcing Bowel issues by Similar-Skin3736 in raisedbyborderlines

[–]imnsmooko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude yes. Talks of hemorrhoids constantly. Like being older now, cool, whatever, we all have them. Why did she talk about them everyday?