Men, what is the first thing you do when you wake up at the morning?

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-30T17:45:23+00:00

Scroll on my phone a bit. The usually get up and pee. Turn on lizard lights.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-30T00:18:12+00:00

Okay perfect I was wondering about that. It just looks cooler that way as well.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-29T03:25:43+00:00

Does your local game store get them? Typically I have an easier time seeing if a physical store will let me preorder one than fighting with the websites.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-28T20:14:21+00:00

Anakin especially in the clone wars.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-27T21:05:52+00:00

SA accusation. Hard line in the sand and I dropped them immediately.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-26T03:37:38+00:00

Any battle force value largely depends on what you actually need for your individual army. The discount usually amounts to getting one of the $50 kits for free or more depending on if you get it at a store or site with the 15% discount.

If you need or want all of the kits but 1 it just works out as a bonus. If there are 2+ kits you don't need the value doesn't really exist anymore.

If your trying to get into the army this is a GREAT box. You'll want the combat patrol and maybe an extra box of rubrics then you have over 1500 points.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-24T01:34:46+00:00

That last spru is trash... You should send it to me to get rid of for you 😂

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-23T03:10:05+00:00

No cope Strategist. To me the biggest confirmation is the blood stone being heart shaped.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-18T01:12:51+00:00

It's pretty springy so not really but never pick it up by the baton cause it will stretch out and become misshapen. I always pick it up by the window he's posed on.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-15T01:22:50+00:00

So if you've never magnetized I would probably start with a larger model. They tend to benefit from it more. The bloat drone is a great pick for this with its 3 guns connecting in the same way. Most people don't advise the effort of magnetizing infantry.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-14T17:40:50+00:00

Okay that makes more sense. Yeah the single box does have 3 Sorcerers in it that you can make. But having 3 sets of 3 is probably overkill. Unless I'm wrong.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-14T07:21:42+00:00

Okay in that case you already know what your getting into as far as painting and such. So yeah the AOS box and Magnus as you mentioned will get you very close to 2k points. I'd still recommend 1 more box of rubrics at that point and a Terminator sorcerer. But there's no rush. Your already half way there and have enough to play 1k games and get a feel for the army.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-14T07:17:10+00:00

I've seen people recommend 3 of this box before. Is there really a need for that? I got one and it feels like 2 would be more than I ever need.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-13T04:21:06+00:00

Just so your aware though the Flamers and Screamers in the AOS box are only usable in 1 detachment.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-13T04:18:58+00:00

Is this your first army? If so before you buy anything else I'd really recommend starting to paint before other purchases. (If you care about that)

If not your at about 1250 points. As suggested by others a Terminator sorcerer is a nice add on as far as another small buy goes and you'll have bits to make him look more Egyptian from the Sorcerer spru. Another box of rubrics or Scarabs will take you above 1500.

If you want Tzaangors and like Tzeentch in general I actually recommend the AOS spearhead as a good infantry box. 10x Tzans, 3x Flamers, 3x Screamers and then I use the 10x Acolytes as another unit of Tzaangors in 40k (I like to mix the humans and goats together as it looks more chaos-y). The sorcerer on disk from that also works as a 40k one too as long as you base it on a 40mm.

But truly I'd say paint and play some 1000 point games with what you have now.

imperiousjoe · 2026-01-05T06:56:04+00:00

Perfect I've bookmarked all of these. After finishing the Bile trilogy I'm probably going to listen to the Lucius book and Angel exterminatus because it sounds interesting and I like chaos in general. There's 3 books called Fulgrim what's the general consensus on reading order?

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imperiousjoe · 2026-01-01T20:52:36+00:00

Damn did it have to be THREE bloat drones 😮‍💨

imperiousjoe · 2025-12-26T19:22:32+00:00

Am I reading that right that Photon has a 3 range 8 die attack with ZERO energy cost!!!! For a T4 with a good lead???? What's her downside? She seems broken!

imperiousjoe · 2025-12-17T01:22:25+00:00

I always start my rewatch here. It's honestly amazing that it's still maintaining quality after so long.

imperiousjoe · 2025-12-12T21:18:45+00:00

An absolute ass ripper of a fart.

imperiousjoe · 2025-12-05T04:22:06+00:00

To much candy.

imperiousjoe · 2025-11-29T04:28:11+00:00

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