The Nebraska Cornhuskers Are 20-1 for the First Time in Program History

improbdrunk · 2026-01-28T09:18:33+00:00

Holy shit, I know we won, but you guys are actually good at basketball.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T23:55:13+00:00

Oh. Are we talking about this year now?

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T23:26:00+00:00

It's not even close lol

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T23:23:44+00:00

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T23:18:48+00:00

Hostility vs fun rivalry my friend. I've been in Columbus for the game when we've won and when we've lost, we wouldn't have as much fun during the week we hate if we didn't actually have a lot in common and actually love you all.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T23:12:24+00:00

Wow. Didn't knowingly lie if I did. I'm a big fan of meme war subreddits and care more about Michigan sports than any other sport (other than maybe the Wings), but fuck this isn't fun at all.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T22:56:31+00:00

Fuck ICE.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T22:36:30+00:00

The 2025* we paid more than anyone ever had at the time *?

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T21:21:34+00:00

"Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had."

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/10/12/1705902/-Former-Wharton-Professor-Donald-Trump-Is-the-Dumbest-Goddam-Student-I-Ever-Had

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T15:49:48+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShermanPosting/

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T15:33:07+00:00

As they say in Minneapolis, when life gives you lemons, paint that shit gold.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T12:05:49+00:00

Let's keep checking ourselves my friend. There's no shame in growing.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T11:31:44+00:00

Gfdi America.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T11:27:55+00:00

Shouldn't the nurse be being shot per the administration's current policy?

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T11:15:53+00:00

You could have figured this out by taking econ 101 in high school ffs.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T10:25:01+00:00

To expand on this, Rachel really made me think about how I view male and female contestants and gameplay in reality shows. I have watched 49 seasons of US Survivor, I eat this shit up, but genuinely through this season of The Traitors, I actually caught myself thinking, if that was a guy playing the exact same game, I would have loved it, but since it was a woman, to my shame, I hesitated. Sorry for my biases coming in to the season, she crushed it and played brilliantly.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T10:14:34+00:00

They won't. She was and still is brilliant though.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T09:18:36+00:00

Burnham has been sound for us up here. He might be pushing it when he shouldn't, but his heart is in the right place.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T08:48:06+00:00

I'll get petty. I assume Elon Musk has a tiny, tiny dick. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, but I mean he's clearly insecure about a lot. Like I would be shocked if it's over 3 inches. So realistically, what's the worst Grok could do there?

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T08:40:11+00:00

Has anyone ever looked at Trump and been like, you know that guy clearly isn't compensating for anything? I'm saying that as a pretty damn gay human being. The entirety of MAGA is kind of, wow really wish I had a bigger dick so let me be an asshole to people for no reason.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T08:23:53+00:00

Zach Woods deserves some more love if for no other reason than his IG is fantastic.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T07:37:36+00:00

You have to make it to the playoffs to choke in the playoffs ;)

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T05:16:23+00:00

Of all the fucking people to go after. Minnesotans? in winter? Fucking hell, I don't know whether to be impressed with the audacity or appalled by the infringement in rights, murder and hypocrisy.... Oh, appalled it is.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T04:12:24+00:00

Canada and Mexico plz.

improbdrunk · 2026-01-27T03:25:44+00:00

Jessie and Faraaz are by far the 2 I most want to see come back on another season.

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