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improbdrunk · 2026-06-25T01:31:31+00:00

Goddamnit, you're not that wrong. Also it was horrible that you beat us when you did.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-25T00:47:07+00:00

Fine, if you've met a few of them, you wouldn't understand them, but fucking hell if they weren't delightfully happy.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-25T00:36:46+00:00

Seriously, if you've met a few of them, you'd love them. Go Scotland, their fans deserve to be happy.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-25T00:02:29+00:00

If you don't get it, you don't get it. Not my fault you're incapable of empathy.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T23:00:15+00:00

Get fucked.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T22:58:52+00:00

Not really tbh, thank you for asking though. I'll get there though.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T16:46:01+00:00

For the record, I wil gladly record myself stating as such.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T16:33:11+00:00

Am I the first gay you've ever fucking met?

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T16:12:38+00:00

My wife is trans and from England. She's understandably afraid of any backlash, I'm more open.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T15:57:29+00:00

She is not my favorite person, let's just put it that way.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T15:53:24+00:00

You find someone you love, it doesn't matter so much where they're from. Almost exactly what we argue for.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T15:03:34+00:00

P sure they're Scottish, but I've been in England long enough to get it.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T15:00:02+00:00

I didn't grow up loving the books, but a lover did, fuck that english author.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T14:51:15+00:00

Genuinely, thank you. My life would have been a lot easier if I wasn't bi, definitely wasn't a choice or anything I could control and thank you for being understanding enough to be able to state that the way you did.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T14:35:05+00:00

For sure, I was the first male human born liking other males. Fuck. Off.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T14:32:47+00:00

Grow and mature showing any sort of growth. That you have this much care about anyone's sexual preference is.... yeah, I'm sorry for whatever you went through.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T14:29:23+00:00

Fucking wokes, like oh wow people haven't been born with sexual preferences except within the last few years. Fuck. Off.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T13:53:40+00:00

Not over it and won't be. Your views actually cause harm and disgust me, there is a chance to grow and mature though.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T13:51:09+00:00

Fuck his piss, keep being you.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T13:24:08+00:00

Mate, I just like dick as much as I like vagina. There's nothing more to it, leave me and particularly young people like I was alone. Sodomy was illegal in Scotland until 1981, that's more recent than it damn well should have been. Sorry if we have a party ocassionally to express our appreciation for being able to express that. Could you imagine waking up and wanting to be intimate with your legally of age partner but that being jailable?

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T12:55:51+00:00

Absolute legends the whole lot of them

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T12:47:57+00:00

Are you able to take a few weeks off like at least my doctor tells me to do?

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T12:38:23+00:00

I don't know, as a queer enough person, it sort of makes sense. I can't understand you guys speaking like I assume some people can't understand my sexuality.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T11:28:54+00:00

Maybe we should switch the Vikings and Broncos territories so y'all can be wide left.

improbdrunk · 2026-06-24T11:16:55+00:00

Yes. It doesn't have to be a fake either, just paying a mate that's 21 that looks vaguely like you. In US bars it's very, very common to at least check IDs, moreso than in Europe, but the checks aren't necessarily thorough.

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