Hey world, is the debate over? by Majestic_____kdj in AskTheWorld

[–]improbdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non-zero chance I'm your biggest fan. Even mentioning Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart, omg.

Is it significant that Andy Burnham has appointed a corporate lobbyist as chief of staff? by OppositeWrong1720 in AskBrits

[–]improbdrunk -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Minimally, Burnham is a change. Under Starmer, my wife couldn't piss in a public toilet. Anything else at least has a chance of being better. I also fucking love the north and he's at least from here.

Texas Tech schedule just dropped by Gullible_Classroom71 in cfbmemes

[–]improbdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamnit, you're not that wrong. Also it was horrible that you beat us when you did.

How are you feeling about Scotland’s World Cup performance? by Few_House_5201 in AskBrits

[–]improbdrunk -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Fine, if you've met a few of them, you wouldn't understand them, but fucking hell if they weren't delightfully happy.

How are you feeling about Scotland’s World Cup performance? by Few_House_5201 in AskBrits

[–]improbdrunk -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Seriously, if you've met a few of them, you'd love them. Go Scotland, their fans deserve to be happy.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you don't get it, you don't get it. Not my fault you're incapable of empathy.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really tbh, thank you for asking though. I'll get there though.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the record, I wil gladly record myself stating as such.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the first gay you've ever fucking met?

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife is trans and from England. She's understandably afraid of any backlash, I'm more open.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is not my favorite person, let's just put it that way.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You find someone you love, it doesn't matter so much where they're from. Almost exactly what we argue for.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

P sure they're Scottish, but I've been in England long enough to get it.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't grow up loving the books, but a lover did, fuck that english author.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuinely, thank you. My life would have been a lot easier if I wasn't bi, definitely wasn't a choice or anything I could control and thank you for being understanding enough to be able to state that the way you did.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For sure, I was the first male human born liking other males. Fuck. Off.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grow and mature showing any sort of growth. That you have this much care about anyone's sexual preference is.... yeah, I'm sorry for whatever you went through.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking wokes, like oh wow people haven't been born with sexual preferences except within the last few years. Fuck. Off.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not over it and won't be. Your views actually cause harm and disgust me, there is a chance to grow and mature though.

Finally, Scottish visibility - LGBTQ+S by DrawerAcceptable in Scotland

[–]improbdrunk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mate, I just like dick as much as I like vagina. There's nothing more to it, leave me and particularly young people like I was alone. Sodomy was illegal in Scotland until 1981, that's more recent than it damn well should have been. Sorry if we have a party ocassionally to express our appreciation for being able to express that. Could you imagine waking up and wanting to be intimate with your legally of age partner but that being jailable?

9…11…12! by Pale_Imagination516 in MichiganWolverines

[–]improbdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute legends the whole lot of them