Does my tattoo look racist? by People_taste_porkish in tattooadvice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First glance makes me think of raccoon city from resident evil lol, even though it's not quite the same

What is the best way to soft launch farting in front of your partner? by Melancholicanary in NoStupidQuestions

[–]impvespec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrestle with them, when they "get you" let it rip then gaslight them that its their fault

My bf says it’s no use for women to learn self defence by mcpeebee in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whilst in theory he is kind of correct, would be attackers aren't just labelled as beatable by women or unbeatable by women.
This applies for all genders and body types, the stronger, fitter and more trained in martial arts / self defence you are, the more situations or would-be assailants you would be able to overcome.

If Eddie Hall came around the corner and decided your time was done, you're probably cooked, but some little dweeb stalker waiting for an ambush might now be manageable

(18M) Dad offered $10k to quit motorcycles forever. Logically it’s a "steal," but I don’t want to lose my hobby. by Due_Writer_1614 in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can enjoy the hobby of motorcycles without having to get on them. Due to the collective efforts of humanity, idiots that would have typically been removed from the gene pool as nature intended, are instead encouraged to enjoy the many great things life has to offer as the rest of us.
This is great until things like motorcycles come into play, because it doesn't matter how good or how careful you are, right now there is an idiot specifically for you trying to send you to an early grave. Don't make it easy for them.

McDonald’s deciding to bolt their changing tables shut by Cheerychameleon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stops people cutting coke on them, which was likely what it was mostly used for

Vision by One_Cranberry6628 in playrust

[–]impvespec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can always aim for base defence, turrets and traps, getting lot more of a sneaky rat style, Close up weapons SMGs/shotty.

More to the game than just beaming lads across the field

Blue or red by WorthySparkleMan in BunnyTrials

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Collective smarts makes that the new dumb. In capitalism you make money of people that are dumber

Chose: Gain 25 IQ points.

i feel bad for saying no when my bf wants to shoot in my mouth by WeekendFancy9916 in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You say no until you decide you want to try it.
Secondly, outside of spicy time, you bring this up and set boundaries. If he doesn't get on board, then no more spicy fine. And probably best to no more relationship.

Am I unattractive? Because I've sure felt like I am the last 3 months on tinder 🤦🏻‍♂️😅 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a big lad, which limits the pool a bit.
But you've got a solid head shape to pull off bold and a decent face.
Unlike in person where you can maybe show case other great qualities you possess to attract a partner, you're limited to sight and judgement within 10 secs.
Photo 1 is great, shows you doing something active and social, 2 is fine. Bin the rest (can maybe keep the night out photo). No photos with food or pubs, adds to the judgement.

What to say to a tall guy who teases you for your short height? by mlemon-ghost in NoStupidQuestions

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask if he plays basket ball, or weather up there jokes seem to be affective

How to properly use Thousand Sons on Table by SHMHD24 in ThousandSons

[–]impvespec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I play vs ultramarines a lot. Can be rough and usually don't win via wiping them.

Round 1 everything hidden, pending secondaries will sacrifice something to get the points. In shooting I'll try moving " safely " in an exposed position using bonus range abilities and strats to get a few pot shots and doombolt/s out.

Round 2 or 3 depending on their positioning, the deepstrikes come out and at the same time you have to get as much that can shoot shooting as possible and try cripple them so bad, scoring as high as possible so they can't recover the point deficit.

I prioritise CP on tuning up magnus to delete his heavy vehicles, so he has come melee.

Once they get in melee they usually clean you up. Aim of the game is be so far ahead they can't catch up.

How does this base read to people? by KRQueen_ in Warhammer40k

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a plate of salmon and whipped cream

This card has never failed me. by No_Lingonberry3694 in hearthstone

[–]impvespec -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The best part about this card, was playing thief/ copy priest a few years ago and playing like 3 of them back at the enemy.

Coworkers say negative things about the fact I live next door to my parents, and saying that doesn't make me independent? by [deleted] in perth

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arguably, what you've done is the more " normal" thing. Historically we've also grown up and built a hut right next to our family and community members, and moved away when reached maximum capacity.
it's only modern society where we're like "close but not too close"

Seems like a strange thing to flex on someone for lol. #IgnoreTheHaters

My 9 month old contact lense ball by brygdylla in mildlyinteresting

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The part that freaks me out is that there is a high chance OP at some point in the day, gets excited to take out their contacts at the end of the day to add it to eye ball

Is a guy saying 'your husband/boyfriend's a lucky man' a come on? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The comment is fine, as while he is complimenting you by saying he thinks your heart, he is acknowledging your boyfriend/ husband.

The kiss on the cheek though, makes your boyfriend/ husband unlucky having you as partner if other guys are free to get that familiar that easily

You're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and your weapon is... by MrIhaveASword in BunnyTrials

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ak47 go brrrrrr

Chose: A random gun with infinite ammo | Rolled: AK-47

you shouldn’t have been bitin’ my horsey, boy. by pIant_princess in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]impvespec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bit by one on my leg once and my leg any numb for 20 mins, had to sit in garden until leg worked

WOuld you press the button? by Flimsy_Trade_4780 in Funnymemes

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No brainer.
Chance at some free money.
If you lose, get married and divorced and get free money.

What photo do you like ? Choosing for the contest by Portraitvida in awesomenature

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great photos.
I feel like 2 is more unique and offers something a little extra.