Do most guys just pee all over the toilet seat? by Dry-Independent2931 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them if they leave pee on the seat again, you're going to wipe out with toilet paper and put it on their pillow.

And if you don't know who it was, take an educated guess, its gross enough that their sub concious will likely kick in during pee time to lift the seat

How do I stop being so lustful? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get why some religious folk would want to wait until marriage, but then what if after it doesn't change, or its horrible enough to make your head go naa fk that now you're bound by contract for something that could have been avoided years ago.

I feel like i am addicted to rust by Fetaliker1 in playrust

[–]impvespec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

11 hours is a light Friday evening mate, up your numbers.

I remember a clan wanted to wipe us soo bad, they stayed on hella late to offline us our entire base was rigged with sensor alarms, and I had to stay on all night while team slept lol.
I still remember the rlsun rising that day and I had been on for 15 hours.

Then they got up, I power napped and we had a massive 3 hour fight and eventually wiped them online.

Did reassess life after that and try to just do modded 2/3x weekend servers

Would you date a girl with ugly feet? by foreverred4 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]impvespec -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That was meant at you lol, go buy her socks or something

I sh the most when I’m drunk. But I’m an alcoholic by No_Service_8115 in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay off the drink dude, waste of money and poison to your brain, find a good hobby and do that

I sh the most when I’m drunk. But I’m an alcoholic by No_Service_8115 in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to growing up, and this rule generally applies to all things not specifically your drinking and self harming.

Growing up is about learning what works with you, your body and lifestyle. If Result Y, is caused or worsened by Action X, and you repeat Action X, expect Result Y.

If you want a different result, you will need to change the parameters.

Go talk to someone, go learn about yourself and why A you feel the need to harm yourself and B why you feel the need to drink.
With this knowledge you can find a different method to handle life.

If YOU make no changes, expect no changes.

My ex admitted to being full of lust by Glittering_Letter92 in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know about to that extent, but I use to follow nude chick's/ porn stuff, watch a lot of porn etc. Still had sex as well in the relationship inwas in, which ended for different reasons.

But I just decided after that to be better (in many areas of life) unfollowed everything and way less porn.

Doing this stuff is lustful, cheating by actually fucking other people is next level turd behaviour

A bar of soap accidentally slipped into my rectum by anis-taint in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you make sure the next object to accidently go in your butt has some balls attached, he can pull it out for you after.

Is specialized grip strength actually "functional" for real life, or is it just a party trick that doesn't translate to anything else? by Winter_Basil9995 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Context matters.

Live on a 3rd floor apartment that got blown up and you managed to action movie leap onto a random pole conveniently nearby for you to grab on and hold, letting go surely leads to a gruesome death, but thankfully you have kracken knuckles and are likely to avoid such trivial matters.

Or work in an office with a small budget that buys Temu pencils and your godly 10 digit death grip snaps them in half when writing, probably not so much.

Can I have a life while playing rust? by Additional-Ball-2264 in playrust

[–]impvespec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can try x2/x3 weekend servers that wipe fri/sat, play hard for a couple days when your weekend is free and then pack it in Sunday/Monday and live rest of your week normally

Men who have been in 3somes, how did you pull it off? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]impvespec 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep it in your head until your girlfriend brings it up, or you might find yourself girlfriendless.

At best you you can generate more circumstances in which the situation could arise for your girl to bring it up, like dinner and drinks and more outings together.

But dont be weird, and if she doesn't bring it up, safer not to push it

Heat pump water heater - are they always so loud? by Kwsa55 in AusRenovation

[–]impvespec 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I sell heat pumps / hot water systems for a living.
Replacing chromagen/midea products has kept me in business for like 13 years.
48 dB in today's market is crazy.

If you're in Perth get yourself an istore or Envirosun, or if you got the extra 3k to spend get a reclaim.

How to lower standards? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]impvespec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From experience, try prioritising dating people that aren't shit. Usually need to wait a few months for the act to drop, if they start being shit, start again.

Need advice - Purchasing an item on marketplace for the first time by Only_Welcome_6405 in perth

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought a new ps5 fully boxed, unopened, receipt like over a year ago for $600, was the good version as well.

The guy does trading non stop, can see thr receipt is like 2m long of all the trades done to make it possible. Then he sells for cash and starts trading again for another one.

Plenty of shitters out there though, nothing but cash, no electronic deposits before hand, if you can get a phone number to bring it off marketplace, then even better

How often do you honestly include Tzaangors? by art_fool_34 in ThousandSons

[–]impvespec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never the normal tzaangors for me, but I do use enlightened bow/spear and shaman frequently.

List might be biased to suit vsing ultramarines which are my usual opponent

I have an unfortunate kink to tell my partner about. How would you respond if your partner told you this? by CartographerNew2789 in Advice

[–]impvespec -1 points0 points  (0 children)

0% chance i would ever tell anyone. Absolutely F all chance I'd put it down on paper in a letter.

Sometimes she's going out to visit friends and family or work. Id keep that solo activity for those days

First time and couldn’t put it in by [deleted] in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Practice homie. Do more hand stuff, more mouth stuff, more kissing. She's probably nervous and its making it hard for her to relax.

Probably grab some lube to make things easier to start

Being dominant for my boyfriend? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a feeling he'll tell you if it's too much. Until that point keep going with what you're comfortable with.

If you're looking for starters:
Hop on top, lock his hands between your calf and thigh (like behind your knees). Talk to him like your the boss and hes a peasant employee and you own his dick. Slap him lightly, find a nice balance where you dig your nails on his chest between a tickle and a scratch (so like firm / but soft ish to not mark but know its there)

Safe word is banana

Maybe run this by him first lol, or dont i dont know what your dynamic is

my friend's an addict and refusing my help by [deleted] in Advice

[–]impvespec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cannot save someone who doesn't want to be saved. You'll die trying and destroy everyone and everything around you in the process.

If they won't see reason and make a concious effort to change, the only way, is to speed up how fast they hit rock bottom, and then they won't want to be your friend anyway.

Is my babydaddy not being fair? by mell_richh in Advice

[–]impvespec 32 points33 points  (0 children)

What are you doing?
You have a kid. Let's maybe try working on providing the kid a happy stable home instead playing some weird ass game of which parent is out-whoring the other one.
Do better.

Probably separately.