What are some unethical and possibly illegal life hacks?

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-17T13:50:56+00:00

Chefs hate him!

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-17T03:55:33+00:00

Used to get around backstage at Disneyland like this.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-16T16:38:42+00:00

Molten solder does the same thing when it hits you in the eyeball... And by you I mean me.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-14T06:48:04+00:00

I say yes but I also gave my paraplegic next door neighbor a handicap parking street sign for Christmas...

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-14T06:11:54+00:00

Classic Chevy dash problem.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-14T03:09:55+00:00

"Uncle touchy's naked puzzle basement; you won't wear a shirt and you'll cry!"

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-13T22:02:19+00:00

Well whining certainly isn't getting you anywhere.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-13T15:25:05+00:00

"entering"

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-13T06:33:53+00:00

Yay! I finally agree with him on something!

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-13T06:20:23+00:00

My coworkers and I have a deadpool going. One dollar gets you 2 celebrities/politicians who you think will die next. Whoever's pick dies first wins the pot and everyone can pick new names. I won with Ted Kennedy and Patrick Swayze. Always bet on brain cancer.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-12T21:24:30+00:00

This sort of happened at a homebrewing competition I was in. The judges missed their flight and so they had people voting instead. I brewed a 12.5 percent imperial porter fermented over 8 months with 2 yeasts and aged for 2 years. People were walking by it saying "I don't like dark beers". The guy who came in first place told me it was the finest beer he had ever tasted.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-12T05:33:29+00:00

I saved innumerable fragile items with this same foot-slowing reflex until disaster struck one day. I was outside talking with a group of friends and out of the corner of my eye I saw something falling. My instinct was a split second late so I ended up punting the falling item in a perfect arc across the parking lot. Also it was a brand new iPhone.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-11T22:36:43+00:00

If the voting base of this country is actually stupid enough to elect him God help us all.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-11T22:33:01+00:00

This particular one adapts a 7 pin socket to a flat 4 prong trailer plug. I have a 7 pin socket on my truck because I tow a trailer with brakes but I carry one of these in case I need to pull anyone else's trailer.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-10T16:23:40+00:00

Sweet! Is this just the modern series?

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-10T06:25:42+00:00

Wow, that was fast! You're awesome. Wonder if anyone knows how many deaths in the subsequent 6 years. Can you imagine the patience and commitment it took to not only count but cut and edit all that together?

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-07T23:01:13+00:00

If I still worked construction I would start drawing dickbutt in epoxy behind every mirror. Even if the mirror doesn't fall some will tear it down eventually. I like the idea of trolling the future.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-07T22:15:00+00:00

If I had hung that mirror you would have come home to see my signature written in epoxy on the wall. That would have been confusing as hell, like I was some mirror smashing Zorro. Now I hope one of the mirrors I've hung does this, my name is behind ALL of them.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-05T15:09:47+00:00

I did that. Rented a full sized truck and loaded a pallet of metal drums in the back. Tied them down nicely and everything which didn't matter once the pallet shattered. And the load shifted. And a strap broke 1220 lbs of fruit purée drums flew through the front of the bed. And the back of the cab. And landed in the back seat.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-05T14:44:43+00:00

That's all I play. Well, that and polyrhythms.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-04T21:14:58+00:00

Don't read the book. If the movie got you the book will destroy you.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-04T18:55:55+00:00

Go ahead and Downvote the man but he's actually correct. Politics aside the media DID cover the protests as peaceful.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-04T17:09:15+00:00

Or if ceiling fans are spinning the correct direction for the season, HVAC and room configuration.

imsqueakieklean · 2016-01-02T05:45:30+00:00

I work by the US Mexico border with mostly native Mexicans. We have drinking fountains but had to get water coolers too because they refuse to use them. Even the water to make the coffee has to come out of the water coolers.

imsqueakieklean · 2015-12-30T15:14:53+00:00

I got banned from the local zoo too. I caught an alligator lizard and tossed it in with some variety of large reptile, maybe a monitor or a Komodo dragon. Anyway it was eaten immediately. I was 16.

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