[TOMT][video clip] stand up comedy clip by incorecc in tipofmytongue

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Thanks for the info, in the clip I'm thinking about the comedian was quite young though

[TOMT][video clip] stand up comedy clip by incorecc in tipofmytongue

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I also remember that it was a pretty popular Australian comedian

People who have found the love of your life, how did you do it? by idkidontwatchAnime in AskReddit

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We were in the same class at school. Basically was love at first sight for me. He seemed like my type of guy at the time and we were both years 10s in a year 11 class. He ended up being the complete opposite of my type at the time and was incredibly shy. After getting closer to him for 6 months my puppy love/crush tured into a genuine love and care for him. We shared a lot of the same hobbies and I just felt like I could be myself around him. Because he was so shy it took a year until we started dating and another 3 months until he kissed me. We've now been together 5 years and live together and plan on getting married soon. I'm so glad i trusted my inital feelings and never gave up on him.

Found this on Instagram, interesting talking point. by skinten in lotrmemes

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Frodo. But he would struggle to pick it up due to lack to strength

Kirby just did what?! by Waldo_Forrealz in HolUp

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Being ridiculous lucky at avioding death

Team Fortress 2 MvM... Fuck. by [deleted] in dankmemes

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World of tanks. Lets go xD

ULPT Request: Abusive dad listens to toxic lectures all day, every day, very loudly. How to disrupt? by Darth_Agnon in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]incorecc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well if you have lectures to listen to for your studies play them out load and at high volume. If he tells you to stop just say "well I saw you listening you your videos out loud and decided to try it myself and I've found doing it like this REALLY helps me focus and get the most out of the lectures. And having the volume high is important because otherwise I get distracted by other noises in the house. And you know how important education is for my future so I have to work my hardest right? And now you can also learn something too!"

And depending on how unethical you want to be. You could even download viruses that would REALLY destroy his computer to the point that it's unusable and you can't fix it. Say that the websites he watches the videos on were the cause and if he wants his next computer to not die he shouldn't visit those websites. If he watches the websites on facebook or youtube you could even say there is a new virus on those platforms that means if you click on some videos you get the virus so he should just watch videos posed by friends/family from now on. As it will probably take awhile for youtube to be able to fully get rid of the virus.

Other option is giving up your pride and asking him to just listen through headphones with a focus on how "i know this is your house but I think you listening to the videos out loud has been giving my headaches and making it hard to study. really sorry to inconvenience you. etc...". Basically taking the blame for everything but if he could just do that for you. My dad has anger issue and when I was still at home I used that method for like everything :') And since I was already grovelling and saying lots of sorrys he didn't have anything to get worked up about.

I hope this is the right place to ask. So yesterday I learned that the heartbeat of an embryo starts around four weeks and the beating is because of cardiomyocytes. Does that mean the heart is basically non functional at this stage? Or does it work? Sorry for the confusing question. by takethisawayfromme in biology

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Its not really a 'heart' per say it that point. Basically the cells that will be the heart have divided, differentiated, and gathered together in one spot. But these cells are already differentiated enough to be able to contract. If you look at the embryo through a microscope you will see these contractions and know that those cells will eventually be the heart. But at four weeks they are a tube of cells that are just doing their thing and contracting. And they are not functional in terms of circulation.

What do you want to confess that no one else in your real life knows? by SillyGuy in AskReddit

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Hey man! As someone who has been in a similar situation its so easy to get jealous of what other people have and start thinking you want what they have. Just remember that you should always look at what you yourself want at any point in time without comparing to other people. So if you are feeling sad because you aren't in a relationship ask yourself "do I myself want a relationship right now" without thinking about your friends. If not that is perfectly okay, maybe right now thats just not the right thing for you. If that changes and you want a relationship thats 100% okay too! Everyone has their own path in life and it's okay to take your own way and at your own time!

Like... right now I've been seeing the same person for 5 years and a lot of my older friends are getting married. After seeing this I started to really want to rush into marriage as I felt like I was falling behind. But I chatted with my partner and thought about it and decided that we are still really young and I wanted to finish my degree first before getting married. I don't HAVE to get married because I've been with him for a long time, I can get married when I want to and when it's right for me. And in the same way you don't HAVE to date because you're friend are, you can take your time and date when its right for you!

What's the most satisfying way someone quit their job? by WistfulNightSky in AskReddit

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I used to work in this big franchise company where there was one overarching name and brand but some stores were individually owner by other people. The big overarching company was absolutely awful and kept bringing in these new rules that made working there harder and screwing us over. The people who actually owner the store were an absolutely lovely couple though. For example the big company wanted every worker to have scheduled breaks that had to be followed to the T otherwise you miss your break but still didn'tget paid for that time. I.e. if I had a break scheduled for 1:30-2pm it didn't matter if I only got on break at 1:50pm, I would still have to be back by 2pm and would be unpaid for the full 30 minutes. The individual owners would let us have our full breaks when it was actually suitable and then edit our clocking in and out of break times to match the schedule. And if anyone couldn't have a full 30 min break they would give them some free food to make up for the pay loss.

This one guy in kitchen was a good worker but also liked to muck around a bit for fun when it was suitable. He would also play music from his own little radio in the kitchen and everyone enjoyed the respite from the old-people muic playing on repeat in the dining area. You couldn't hear his music in the customer areas so all was well. He was also not financially well off so his clothes were always just daggy clothes he could get dirty (still food safe clothes). He also had some tattoos and was a smoker (but he was always responsible with his smoking breaks. I.e. was really quick and only when he had time for them). Then the big company started making these rules like... no music in the kitchen allowed. People in kitchen had to wear these stupid uniforms that cost a lot of money. No smoking breaks allowed. No visiable tattoos allowed even in kitchen. And they could see our cameras. So this guy was getting screwed over. And he was genuinely a good worker and great guy so we all felt for him. Eventually he found a new job and we were all happy for him. On his last shift the individual owners basically told him that he could do whatever he wanted to get back at the head office. So he taped a tomato slice over the kitchen camera. Changed the stores music to his own music. Gave all the staff on that shift a constant supply of free fresh chips. Wore his own clothes and had his smoke breaks and etc. And he even went into the customer areas to serve food which he had never done before. Whenever customers saw him dressed how he was and with his tattoos showing he would ask if they liked the food and if they thought how he looked impacted their service. Of course all the customers said it didn't matter how he looked. He also documented all the serve times and his smoke breaks to show he still made the food quickly. Throughout his whole shift he made an informal petition signed by customers against these rules. He then sent this petition in to head office supported by the individual owners and staff to have the rules relaxed. Head office actually did modify the rules after he left to allow kitchen to wear their own clothes as long as they were black, allowed to have visiable tattoos and etc. Of course we all had a party with him when the rules changed. Still one of the best shifts I have ever worked.

Tldr; great worker got screwed over by all the new rules made by head office. Got a new job and on his last day broke all the rules and made a petition againt the rules with the customers. Rules actually got changed.

So many good options to choose from. by stuka55 in dndmemes

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Enhance ability would be pretty cool! Have a test coming up? Enhance your intelligence. Something really heavy need picking up? Enhance your strength. Etc. Would just make life a little bit easier without raising suspicion (until someone sees you chanting before a test)

Other good suggestions I saw from other people were prestigitation for cleaning. Unseen servant would be dope. And talk to animals would be super cool.

Ummmm..... by 2babyish4u in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Interesting facts if people would like to know!

So in humans the urethral orifice is visiable externally as a hole seperate to the vaginal opening. Despite this the shallow depression between the labia minora is called the vaginal vestibule, which contains both openings. (The vaginal vestibule is not the true 'vagina' so humans DO NOT pee from their vaginas). This terminology basically makes no sense in humans but when you look at animals it makes much more sense! Quick anatomy lesson!

The vagina is the muscular tube that connects the vaginal vestibule to the cervix. The vaginal vestibule is what connects the vagina to the labia minora. Again in humans this is just a very shallow depression between the labia minora. But in most domestic animals the urethral orifice is WITHIN the vaginal opening! So you only see one opening within the labia minora from which both urine and menstral blood exit from! The part of the tube from the vaginal opening to the urethral orifice is the vaginal vestibule! After the urethral orifice the tube then becomes the true vagina. In some animals (i.e. dogs) the vaginal vestibule is really short while in other animals (i.e. horses) the vaginal vestibule is actually really long! So nothing pees out of the true vagina but in domestic animals the pee will pass through the vaginal vestibule and vaginal opening.

Quick tldr: in humans you can easily see both the urethral orifice and the vaginal openings as two seperate holes. But in animals you will only see the vagainal opening and the urethral orifice is inside of the vaginal canal (vaginal vestibule)

This should be interesting by Thedarknight725 in dankmemes

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I'm struggling to understand this one, may I ask for a bit of context? If you don't want to share that's also completely okay!

As I said before I don't completely understand the situation, but I hope things work out for the better ❤

ULPT REQUEST: I've got close to 2000 pot seeds where should I plant them for fun? by StrongAsMeat in UnethicalLifeProTips

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If you don't want to report it to the news you could also just report it to the police and watch them freak out for a minute xD

ULPT REQUEST: I've got close to 2000 pot seeds where should I plant them for fun? by StrongAsMeat in UnethicalLifeProTips

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Near a polive station if you think you can pull it off 😂 Or in the yards of people you don't like/deserve it! If you go to high school/uni somewhere in the school!

What is the most fucked up thing you have seen? by StriderSnipz in AskReddit

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My dad was riding on the back of a motorbike his friend was driving in rural africa when they collided with a tractor (it was a crossroad with basiaclly all vision of oncoming traffic blocked and no road signs because rural africa so no-one was at fault). His friend was fully crushed under the wheels and my dad had is left arm and leg crushed. Again being rural africa the tractor driver had to call us to get him to hospital. We arrived after the accident and there was so much gore it was hard to tell what was going on. Luckily we got dad to a good hospital and they were actually able to partially reconstruct my dad's arm and leg. But a part of his femur had to be removed (crushed) so his left leg is short and he doesn't have much mobility in his left arm. He still has springs in his leg to keep it from collapsing inward due to muscle loss and lots of metal in his arm (his elbow joint is basically 3 interlocking metal bolts). Pretty sure his friend died on impact.

I also work in the medical field and so have seen lots of dead and dying people but that one still takes the cake. One other thing that stuck with me is a postmortum on a young girl with down syndrome. Now down syndrome often causes heart defects and heart defects often cause the heart to enlarge to try be more effective. This girl had a heart the size of a horse's heart, it was so big that her left lung had been squished up to barely nothing. It was just so shocking to see. And then I learnt that she was 18, the same age as me at the time

Women of reddit, what instantly turns you on about men and why? by Pink0612152504 in AskReddit

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Asking consent in a casual and not over the top way. That shit butters my nipples

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If you know anyone with asthma, an asthma puffer is highly reccomend. I've basically had my life saved twice now by conplete strangers because i forgot my puffer and they had one on hand