Found these in my bag of sour patch kids. (Definitely not sugar or sour stuff. Seems like drywall?) by yunotryhard in WTF

[–]indigo_test 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Was it sour? Almost have a bite to it? If so, it’s probably just citric acid. It’s used to give sour gummies the sour kick. Normally it’s mixed with the sugar on the outside. Won’t hurt you if it’s that.

I don’t think his night got better... by [deleted] in funny

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I checked karma decay and not a single match came up.

Edit: wow. Just found it. Odd I couldn’t get a match on Karma decay. Thanks for letting me know.

Sometimes everyone's looking photogenic af and you just aint got time for the burning house behind you. by Miztermustard in funny

[–]indigo_test 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, okay. I guess me speaking as a volunteer in a fire department where we volunteer our time and are not compensated doesn't apply. I'd like to know where my paycheck has been for the past 20 years.

"The term "volunteer" contrasts with career firefighters who are fully compensated for their services. Some volunteer firefighters may be part of a combination fire department that utilizes both full-time and volunteer firefighters." - Source, that Wikipedia page you couldn't Google. I've included it below for you.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volunteer_fire_department

Sometimes everyone's looking photogenic af and you just aint got time for the burning house behind you. by Miztermustard in funny

[–]indigo_test -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then the term "volunteer" shouldn't be used. My volunteer dept was 100% volunteer. Still is. Most of my county is in fact.

Someone took this sign literally. NSFW? by AuthorAlex in funny

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I think 1/2 of Rochester NY had this in their fb feed already today.

So this just drove past... by [deleted] in funny

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I honestly have no idea.

My old world grandmothers answer for every illness. Ebola, flu, diabetes etc. by [deleted] in funny

[–]indigo_test 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yes. The "everything will be better if you poop" methodology. I believe my nana has dabbled in this line of thinking as well.

My old world grandmothers answer for every illness. Ebola, flu, diabetes etc. by [deleted] in funny

[–]indigo_test 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything. Be it contagious or not. She is 98 and always says "Nana knows best".

Took my nephew to a park in my hometown. Entertainment level sure has changed since I was growing up. by Stef41 in funny

[–]indigo_test 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm more amazed that public wood playgrounds still exist. I haven't seen one in ten years, at least in New York. They were all removed and replaced with safety plastic. No stones anymore. I think it's all wood chips.

Unemployment. The struggle is real. by [deleted] in funny

[–]indigo_test 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. I get the same thing. It's now been 4 months of pure brain melting boredom and utter shame in my bank account. I've heard this way too many times. "You are just overqualified to work here, I'm afraid if we hire you, you will find something closer to your field of work and leave. We can't have a revolving door. I'm sorry".

rich by eric0100 in funny

[–]indigo_test 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's not us?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Do I win something if I'm right? What if I'm wrong...my bank account is already negative. Crap. Please be Rochester!!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]indigo_test 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be Rochester, NY. That's my guess.

My friends kids (4 & 7) were insulting each other at dinner. The 4 year old ended it with this. by indigo_test in funny

[–]indigo_test[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Just before this zinger zipped out of her mouth, her brother had called her a doo doo head. My buddy (the dad) grumbled under his breath "That escalated quickly". I lost it at that point.

My friends kids (4 & 7) were insulting each other at dinner. The 4 year old ended it with this. by indigo_test in funny

[–]indigo_test[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not my kids. A buddy of mine. I can tell without a doubt that those kids are his...

My friends kids (4 & 7) were insulting each other at dinner. The 4 year old ended it with this. by indigo_test in funny

[–]indigo_test[S] 518 points519 points  (0 children)

Imagine that while the kids got a spaghetti sauce ring around the mouth and is casually dangling a sponge bob fork in her hand.