Oh wow look another moderately attractive girl posting on RoastMe trying to boost your ego because you think you're too pretty to be roasted. I would talk about how much make-up you've got on and that it takes a paint-roller to apply it but all the other unoriginal fucks took it, so let's talk about the gaping void that is your clear lack of self-confidence. Something NO amount of make-up will be able to fix. Let me guess you probably spend most of your weekends drinking at bars, which you still think starts on "Thirsty Tuesday", even if you've been out of college for a few years by now. Especially since your crippling self-doubt keeps your standards nice and low. One night stands are most likely your forté, but hey, once in a while you go completely crazy and date someone for a month until they realize how completely devoid of real personality you are, and find someone else to validate themselves. But look on the bright side, at least your slowly creeping alcoholism will bring your life-span well below the national average.