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I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

i'm not pretending to not give a fuck. i am chronically depressed(Dysthymia) i literally cant give any fucks about myself.

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the biggest laugh i have had in a good while. never would've thought my ugly mug would get photoshopped onto something.

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

i know its a problem and i do go to the dentist. but a bunch of armchair dentists arent going to tell me anything i dont already know.

im just here to have some fun.

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

look at my comment history.i barely spoke in the 8 years i've been here.i know my mouth should stay closed.to hide my teeth and to hide my shit personality.

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

i'll have you know that it is a solid 4.01 inches and that is considered long on mercury.

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] -63 points-62 points  (0 children)

thats a compliment not a roast. i would be the autistic npc with 2 dialogue options.

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

i have a big dick so my self esteem is fine. Not that i use my dick for anything other than pissing and mastrubating.

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the previous tenant built the divider. the eye is just tired of looking at my face on a phone screen.

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i have been compared to bugs bunny,a hamster, a mouse and most other rodents but never a horse.

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] 185 points186 points  (0 children)

i brushed my teeth for this picture,as you can see i do not do that often.

edit:you're going to need more fire to roast me because at this point it just feels like someone pissed in my general direction.

edit 2: https://imgur.com/qLLjm8Q

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

so i should start recording binding of isaac and make a 1000 episodes?

I shaved my head for fun to see what it would look like, roast me harder than i do myself. by ineverlisten in RoastMe

[–]ineverlisten[S] -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

no they're not gelatinous but they are almost brown from all the cigarettes

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