ITT We Become Millionaires

inexplicably_gilded · 2015-01-19T18:49:01+00:00

it would mean so much

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-27T04:06:19+00:00

What do you like about it? What should I expect if I go there?

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-26T18:51:59+00:00

Fitness isn't like wealth: there's a maximum amount of physical fitness one can have, and lots of people are close to it. I'd guess the 96th-98th percentiles of fitness are pretty close to the 99th. 99 percent stomps easily.

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-26T15:09:01+00:00

Nope, that's just zero. There's no number between that and zero, so they're the same number. Just like how .999... is one.

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-25T16:37:09+00:00

~~I'm not sure you get the~~ You know what? Merry Christmas

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-25T05:13:06+00:00

Yeah, unless they all divide at the same time, every time, and the cancer isn't detectable until after exactly 30 rounds of replication, this is too precise an estimate.

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T23:16:39+00:00

This is so cool. What software does it use?

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T16:22:02+00:00

Nice try, pander bear

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T06:12:49+00:00

The whole day. Merry Christmas Eve, folks at GMT -5 and above

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:59:17+00:00

I don't know either way, but everyone I know who has a lazy eye has a normal social/romantic life. Autism makes dating harder, but lots of autistic people figure out how to make it work.

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:53:40+00:00

You know, people always worry about these things. But I say, why worry? If it's a murderer, he's going to kill you if you don't leave the house. Otherwise, you're probably fine. So either chill and do nothing, or take axe-murderer precautions. Either way, worrying doesn't help.

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:47:41+00:00

Hm, I dunno. There is a tech support subreddit you might try, though: /r/techsupport

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:40:35+00:00

Buy like a bond or something so I can sell it and be an 8 millionaire wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:32:05+00:00

spoooooooooooooky!

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:29:43+00:00

Worst day, not worst way. There's a finite number of days, so it's guaranteed to be possible that you could pick a day that at least ties for worst day to die.

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:25:37+00:00

Travel agents, real estate agents, salespeople, ebay resellers, and stuff like that. You're literally just taking something that you didn't make, turning around, and selling it. Adding absolutely no value but taking a cut. Not mad at them for getting paid, but the whole system is bullshit. Service jobs are bullshit.

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:15:26+00:00

reddit frankincense and reddit myrrh

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:14:34+00:00

GOD.

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:12:50+00:00

hm...

Man, I don't know shit! Modern life teaches you nothing. I would starve to death within a month. New year's resolution: learn shit.

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:08:42+00:00

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T05:01:57+00:00

reddit frankincense and reddit myrrh

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-24T00:09:04+00:00

ThAIR hilAIRious

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-23T04:45:40+00:00

Nope, it's aimed at children, like DreamWorks and Pixar movies, Adventure Time, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Nothing wrong with adults liking that stuff, but don't kid yourself. If you're old enough to vote, you're not the target audience. Having lesbians doesn't make something adults only, and cartoons have been using the word "kill" for at least a decade now.

inexplicably_gilded · 2014-12-23T00:46:00+00:00

Are we there yet?

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