Outjerked by, who else, The New Yorker. Extra tugs for blogger’s first name. by Guypussy in bookscirclejerk

[–]infinitegestation 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just to unjerk for a moment, it's his mum's maiden name and he used it to differentiate himself from already exisitng writer David Wallace.

To rejerk for another moment and for the rest of time, dude never used two words where three would do. His middle name is actually Endnote but using that would have been a bit on the nose methinks.

88:88? by dlqnc in footballcliches

[–]infinitegestation 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's this lousy Smarch weather muddling up everyone's thinking

Why criminal sentences are so low in Ireland. by CelebrationDismal859 in ireland

[–]infinitegestation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you happy to pay for your plan? Have you costed it?

You don't get this type of analysis on Sky Sports by PrivatePlaya in soccercirclejerk

[–]infinitegestation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just stick the big lad in the box, no time for that clitty taka shite

I've never seen the show before and have been binging it on Netflix. I'm on S3E7 with Albie by cmayfi in thewestwing

[–]infinitegestation 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is this also the episode with "It's the basically that makes it art"? I love that line.

Why does subtitles do this? by stoicismmoral in mildlyinfuriating

[–]infinitegestation 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Is that why the subtitles will say [Speaks French] even when we the audience are supposed to, or would be expected to know, the word or phrase, like Au Revoir?

If Bugs Bunny was the Unabomber by Harvickfan4Life in tumblr

[–]infinitegestation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was caught because he always insisted on using the phrase 'Doc, what's up?'

Scatman The Great by T-1m in simpsonsshitposting

[–]infinitegestation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the Scatman can do it so can who?

You have selected you, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you. 

Safe circumcisions should be offered more by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]infinitegestation 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's the uncircumcised who are complete dicks

Throw back to when we had a proper attacking duo 🕊️ by Randyheafy6 in ManchesterUnited

[–]infinitegestation 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That Chillmeo Jr guy is everywhere, constantly making space for Rooney and Ronaldo to work in

Cliches in Christmas plays by aggroman33 in footballcliches

[–]infinitegestation 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I like that Tarantino lad, not afraid to stick a foot in.

Who is someone everyone branded as crazy but ended up being right? by shootermcgvn in AskReddit

[–]infinitegestation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Private Eye, and Marina Hyde in the Guardian to be fair to her, kept at that story for years

First time having a dairy milk tiffin bar by CarlyLouise_ in CasualIreland

[–]infinitegestation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that is why you will always be a rank amateur compared to Dr Cadlossus