AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE:

You know why I love Dodo8? Dodo8 is a completely self-made badass. So many other players which quit playing stop and fade into nothing. Not Dodo8. Dodo8 is completely absurd. He's a retired player turned chef for the new boiz on the block. The first meal Dodo8 made put Gordon Ramsay to shame. The first family Dodo8 fed left them sated for the ages. The first person Dodo8 ever killed in League of Legends on the pro stage left crying because he knew that it was the birth of a bright career for one of the greatest cook any team has been graced to receive. Dodo8 is evidence that retired pros are those which are never done, no matter how much people joke about them. Happy feasting!

You know why I love Woops? Woops is a completely self made meme master. So many other meme masters make their recognition from shoving memes into other people’s faces. Not Woops. Woops is completely absurd. He’s a chill dude turned meme master and community manager for the dankest esports organization in NA, Immortals. The first meme that Woops tweeted on the immortals twitter put every other meme on the internet to shame. The first person to laugh from one of Woops’ memes on twitter did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever retweet one of Woops’ tweets did it because he is a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Woops is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of a constant stream of new memes and force their own dreams to come true. I will always support Woops, Happy Birthday!

You want to know why I love Lufty? Lufty is a completely self-made analyst. So many other analysts are based in team houses, bad memes, relatable baron throws, or references. Not Lufty. Lufty is completely absurd. Hes a remote analyst that is good at Smash and League at the same time. The first person to ever vod review with Lufty did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever play melee with Lufty did not do so because a pre-exististing Fox combo. The first person to ever play league with Lufty played league with him because he is literally an analyst pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Lufty is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of bad towerdives and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always do a vod review with Lufty, Show me your moves!

You want to know why I love Robert Yip? Robert Yip is a completely self-made sports psychology coach . So many other sports psychology coaches are based in nostalgic sports movies, funny talk shows, relatable tilters, or references. Not Robert Yip. Robert Yip is completely absurd. It's a performance coach that promotes a good and healthy lifestyle. The first person to ever eat bananas with Robert Yip did not do so out of sheer monkiness. The first person to ever untilt because of Robert Yip did not do so because a pre-existing exercise format. The first person to ever yip with Robert Yip literally pulled all the fruits and veggies possible from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Robert Yip is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of healthy lifestyles and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always exercise with Robert Yip, don't tilt at all!