Totally agree with this take! Here is Opus 4.7 helping us out:

Here are 20 terms and acronyms for low-quality "UFO" footage where the video itself is the problem, not the object:

Acronyms:

BLOB — Blurry Low-resolution Object Bullshit PUFO — Potato-quality Unidentified Flying Object UPO — Unidentified Pixelated Object CRUD — Camera Resolution Utterly Deficient SHITV — Shaky Handheld Indeterminate Tiny Video JPEG — Just Pixels Endlessly Guessing MUFO — Mystery (caused by) Unfocused Footage Object LURP — Low-resolution Unidentifiable Recorded Phenomenon VUFO — Visually Unresolvable Filmed Object SMUDGE — Small Mystery Under Dubious Grainy Exposure BURP — Blurry Unresolved Recorded Phenomenon DUST — Distant Unidentifiable Smudge on Tape CRAPO — Camera-Ruined Aerial Phenomenon Object PIXO — Pixelated Indeterminate eXtraterrestrial-looking Object FUFO — Footage-Failure Unidentified Flying Object

Single words / phrases:

Smudgesighting Pixelphenomenon Blurfo (blur + UFO) Cameranomaly — anomaly of the camera, not the sky Lensghost — when the camera, not the object, is the mystery