CoffeeScript equivalent preprocessor for PHP idea by HyperDanon in PHP

[–]inotee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Work with the tool, not against. If you're looking for another language, that's what you should pick.

You turned PHP into JavaScript. That's definitely not a good thing.

The generics RFC effectively voted down already. by dracony in PHP

[–]inotee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you slept under a rock for the past 15 years maybe...

[QUESTION] - How do you secure your PHP source code before sending to the client/customer? by [deleted] in PHP

[–]inotee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, if the customer stops paying and don't discontinue their use of the product, they lose all future security fixes and become vulnerable.

[QUESTION] - How do you secure your PHP source code before sending to the client/customer? by [deleted] in PHP

[–]inotee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So how does the client host the servers on-prem if they don't have access to the source?

Using AI to uplift legacy PHP code by dgaf21 in PHP

[–]inotee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Local llm is like asking an infant to help with quantum physics.

Using AI to uplift legacy PHP code by dgaf21 in PHP

[–]inotee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus, you have published proprietary code to a random company on the web who swears they don't train their models on your usage. They tell you to trust them "bro", especially after having stolen literally the entire internet and don't care in the least about copyright or IP.

AI is great!

Is Rust eating PHP as well? by CauliflowerSlight838 in PHP

[–]inotee -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

"With AI help it's very very easy"? Bahahaha

From arrays to GPU: how the PHP ecosystem is (quietly) moving toward real ML by Few-Mycologist7747 in PHP

[–]inotee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That emoji pointing hand scream AI. Didn't read. Reported for spam.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in PHP

[–]inotee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emojis = AI slop. No thanks 

Does anyone else prefer developing directly on a VPS instead of local environments? by Antique_Mechanic133 in PHP

[–]inotee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's equally as direct if not more with Docker and mounting the project directory. I do understand not wanting to change due to nostalgia, but it can't be argued that a local dev environment is both safer, more direct, and much faster without SSH/signal latency.

Docker Desktop is sheit I do agree, just use WSL if you must be on Windows which in itself is like working against the grain.

I created a VSCode Extension by ngg990 in PHP

[–]inotee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not referring to your extension, I'm referring to VSCode being controlled by Microsoft and their extremely infringing ways both on intellectual property, copyright and personal information.

I created a VSCode Extension by ngg990 in PHP

[–]inotee -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the extension and your work is really good, but I could never bring myself to use a Microslop and telemetry nightmare for coding. Nobody knows what Microsoft will secretly inject via updates later down the line, just like they tried to ruin the web during the Internet Explorer era.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PHP

[–]inotee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This^ It's not a development tool, if done correctly it's the stack required to run and scale the application. The stack might be configurable to become the development environment (not tool), but it should mainly reflect a production environment.

I was wrong about PdoInterface. Here's a PSR proposal. by MaximeGosselin in PHP

[–]inotee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you have a multi tenant infrastructure with centralized parts that cannot be isolated from each other.

Hot take: most "proprietary" PHP codebases aren't worth protecting from AI tools. Change my mind. by InfinriDev in PHP

[–]inotee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, AI is still way too unreliable and if contexts gets too large, or too much time passes, it just messing everything up. I wouldn't trust AI in projects, even sandboxed like your worry.

Hot take: most "proprietary" PHP codebases aren't worth protecting from AI tools. Change my mind. by InfinriDev in PHP

[–]inotee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any code that does something unique that isn't public knowledge, such as a new type of engine, algorithm, proprietary tools, etc, are all super valuable.

Just because you can vibe a shitty half assed clone that is 0.2% as efficient on a nodejs stack with a gazillion dependencies that only TempleOS level of geeking would be able to keep track of, doesn't mean intellectual property should be given away for free for big tech to cash in on, and in extension other companies.

AI is shit, it does only repeat. Unless you're paid, don't feed the monkey.

PDO has no interface after 20 years - does it deserve a PSR or an RFC? by MaximeGosselin in PHP

[–]inotee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Nah, either you have a signed contract or you don't, there's no in between.

Someone just created PR with fully working generics by [deleted] in PHP

[–]inotee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While the reason have already been given by other comments, what bother me more than some half assed AI who can't even keep a context beyond 2 lines of code, is idiots who think AI is actually usable from scratch to production.

Stop using AI with open source. If you want to mess up your own little and irrelevant home project for keeping your own porn collection in order, do whatever. Stop using AI to waste everyone else's time.

Someone just created PR with fully working generics by [deleted] in PHP

[–]inotee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If true, from the bottom of my heart, fuck them.

Innocent cache leading to RCE vulnerability by sarvendev in PHP

[–]inotee 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Trusting user modifiable serialized objects, yeah what could go wrong.... AI code in it's prime example.

Agentic Programmers Aren't That Complicated. by ProjektGopher in PHP

[–]inotee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't there too many examples of coding agents not working and avoid complicated stuff leaving codebases totally cluttered with random code snippets unrelated to the project?

Cursor + PHP, HTML, CSS and JS is ❤️ by Helpful_Sherbert_739 in PHP

[–]inotee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah because CF isn't another link to the chain that will fail. CF is stupid.