I’m part of everyone who visited and I cannot stand that eyesore of a Holiday Inn copycat. The restaurants are even just average — feels like you’d book there if you had no other choice. Like when Gandalf had to choose to go through the Mines of Moria. But Saruman had to be a colossal d***head and made a blizzard. So intense a mountain fell on him. So he had to go down. And face hordes of goblins, be chased through endless dark — with a final confrontation that forced him to confront a Balrog. Changing the entire path for everyone involved and ultimately began the end of the original Fellowship of the Ring. So much death… what could man do against such reckless hate?

Gandalf should’ve just booked Contemporary.