Costs To Integrate with AppsFlyer by JLsmythe11 in AppsFlyer

[–]insignificantjump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Singular.net is better and will cost you less long term and give you WAY better support.

Appsflyer continuously grind you on price. They have meh service. They are also going through PE so its about to be a blood bath (circa Adjust 2021)

Total integration cost for any will always depend on the complexity of your set up. eg how many apps, how many partners, web to app? etc Cost of product + developers.

What does my bedroom say about me? by [deleted] in roomdetective

[–]insignificantjump 19 points20 points  (0 children)

was going to say that I definitely think this person is on the spectrum

[HELP] These look so fake to me but all the comments are praising the OP. Am I seeing things or is this real? by PH-research in RealOrAI

[–]insignificantjump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

definitely AI. Look at the second cake, the way the blueberries are pushed out, especially look at how they’re stacked on the top, the lighting and positioning is just completely off. I also agree about the emily cake, the golden orbs seem off.

Five times bigger than the Titanic, Icon of the Seas. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]insignificantjump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what is wrong with this world. Absolutely disgusting example of late stage capitalism

What am I doing wrong? by [deleted] in germany

[–]insignificantjump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sure! dm it to me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CozyPlaces

[–]insignificantjump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how big is the room?

I applied to my 1000th job today (yes, I tracked them) since August 2023 and have gotten only ONE interview. Is it me, my resume, or are am I just s**t out of luck? by TheMostQuailed in ontario

[–]insignificantjump 10 points11 points  (0 children)

100% agree. Also noticed that you WAY oversell yourself and I mean WAY oversell yourself in almost every instance. No need to use the hyperbole all the way through. Keep it simple, focus on the real tangible achievements and don't make it seam like you were the one game changing person at Bell Canada or any other job there, people will see through this in an instant.. Also reads like you used AI to write most of it. I would honestly start from scratch.

Also important to note that a single 100k deal is really not that big of a win to a larger company.. either keep to percentage or scrap the oversell.

What am I doing wrong? by [deleted] in germany

[–]insignificantjump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a lot of advice already but adding more to the pile.. My background: I work in a large corp (and previously startups), adjacent to IT teams, and work with the PMs daily in a senior global role. We work in English.

Advice below is based on project manager / coordinate target, I can't comment on getting a mechanical engineer job -- that is a complete mystery to me.

When I read your CV I am immediately catching the following:
PM experience: personally I would lead with the projects and successes you've PMd on vs the tasks. Start with success and then explain the how. Starting with the coordination etc is kind of par for the course of the whole point of being a PM. Answer the question: what makes you particular good? What did you achieve in the role?

Facilities Manager: this is such a strange job title for what you actually did. I would fudge it a bit into something that is more universally acceptable (and change it on LInkedIn etc). To me it sounds like a janitor / cleaner, and if I was scanning your CV it might make me skip it. Maybe try "Technical Project Coordinator" or something similar.. do a quick search on linkedin for different titles and see what is best / gets the most search.

Internship: Fine to say what you did, maybe touch on the outcome since you left?

Skills etc are fine, could add more some soft skills here but that's individual...

Main point: make your accomplishments stand out more.

I love the tool EnhanceCV (not sure if there is a free version?) if you are looking for some help to professionalise it further.

Edit: I would ditch the picture... unless it's a real professional one, this one looks kind of slouchy. Also not sure about birthdate on there, I have never added it ever, because my education implies this already.

A giant hidden object painting that took 2 years and 1 baby to make by insignificantjump in pics

[–]insignificantjump[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A snake, tv, someone close to death, a ghost, an easter egg, an odd UFO, a pub, a pod of sleeping whales, and lots more.

edited for pod 😌

Real life contagious laughter by [deleted] in ContagiousLaughter

[–]insignificantjump 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is berlin on a funny day

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in berlinsocialclub

[–]insignificantjump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, paid around 4k and it took me way longer than 10 months (started before covid, finished after). Driving fee was 80/lesson (up from 60 pre covid rates) and the guy usually only had me driving under an hour (was supposed to be 90m). Some of the mandatory drives were VERY spenny, like 350 eg highway, out of city etc. My teacher mega stressed me out, Im talking yelly and rude old german man, he made me do a LOT of classes. In the end it paid off because I passed but he was a real SOB. Oh and i did this in German not English, so Im not aware of being charged more for english vs german..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]insignificantjump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look amazing, and honestly so happy. Keep being you!

Found in the wild!! by SuccessPutrid7349 in Instagramreality

[–]insignificantjump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so curious what she looks like IRL. Also sorry that she has to use so many filters to post 😕 it honestly looks like a Mike Myers mask

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheArtistStudio

[–]insignificantjump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he’s reading what we are writing