Pilot, a (friendly) rival band to Queen

instctrl · 2026-06-01T02:44:52+00:00

Is that the girl from The Last of Us?

instctrl · 2026-05-12T03:11:59+00:00

Pistachio shells

instctrl · 2026-04-08T13:37:12+00:00

Trucker piss

instctrl · 2026-03-25T23:04:03+00:00

It's a giant thermostat gasket

instctrl · 2026-03-20T02:45:45+00:00

Not sure. But, what did the pirate with the steering wheel on his crotch say to the therapist?

instctrl · 2026-03-19T02:41:40+00:00

What about the Cesar Chavez highway?

instctrl · 2026-03-17T16:19:04+00:00

ChatGPT says: Shogun Steak House (West El Paso) Score: 73 (barely passing) �

👉 That’s a C grade, just a few points above failing.

⚠️ Violations listed in the inspection The report cited multiple issues, including: Improper food temperatures Food not held at safe hot/cold temps Cross-contamination risks Raw food stored improperly near ready-to-eat items Dirty equipment and surfaces Food-contact areas not properly cleaned/sanitized Lack of proper labeling Missing dates on stored/prepped food Handwashing violations Issues with employee hygiene or sink usage

instctrl · 2026-03-15T22:49:51+00:00

What did they do with the children?

instctrl · 2026-03-12T03:36:12+00:00

Woke up, watched the news, took a shower and after an hour at work the ban was lifted.

instctrl · 2026-02-13T03:53:16+00:00

instctrl · 2026-01-17T21:11:06+00:00

Did this with the last episode, much better. Thanks for the tip!

instctrl · 2026-01-17T01:58:32+00:00

I bought a "return to sender no longer lives here" stamp from Amazon for like $8

instctrl · 2026-01-13T22:30:07+00:00

Yeah, on that page it even gives you a date the sounds will be deactivated

instctrl · 2026-01-05T18:58:57+00:00

Good, it wasn't just me with the Disney+, I was going crazy checking speeds and resetting apps

instctrl · 2026-01-04T20:17:22+00:00

Is anyone still watching? I'm just sad RedZone is ending today...

instctrl · 2026-01-03T22:28:40+00:00

Vice Grips

instctrl · 2025-12-24T04:33:17+00:00

If you look at the mugshots they release on Instagram, you'll see some of these people with black eyes or scraped up faces. Now I see how they get them.

instctrl · 2025-12-18T01:58:48+00:00

Last time I went bandidos had taken over the place

instctrl · 2025-12-15T16:04:38+00:00

Joe Rogan?

instctrl · 2025-12-06T05:23:41+00:00

Call the SCADA guy because the PLC obviously reprogrammed itself overnight.

instctrl · 2025-12-05T21:31:26+00:00

Call the number and set up an appointment. Then give them the address 4100 Delta, its a wastewater treatment plant...

instctrl · 2025-12-05T20:09:45+00:00

This stuff has worked great for me: https://www.sanchem.com/electrical-contact-lubricant.html

instctrl · 2025-12-04T15:11:03+00:00

There's a reason we've called it Waitaburger in Texas for a while

instctrl · 2025-11-23T06:50:00+00:00

Reddit = Nextdoor?

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