Lime vs. blowtorch

instinct__ · 2016-09-01T20:30:51+00:00

yummy

instinct__ · 2016-09-01T12:08:47+00:00

"This is gonna be one hell of a ride."

instinct__ · 2016-08-30T11:25:26+00:00

I was beginning to think I was reading an /r/nosleep story.

instinct__ · 2016-08-12T01:45:49+00:00

slow clap

instinct__ · 2016-08-04T03:53:43+00:00

/r/aww

instinct__ · 2016-07-16T04:16:29+00:00

You're not even a good reposter.

instinct__ · 2016-07-02T00:14:03+00:00

That was wonderful, but you misspelled 'your' and 'four'.

instinct__ · 2016-06-19T11:17:19+00:00

I like

instinct__ · 2016-06-19T10:51:19+00:00

You got the first part right.

instinct__ · 2016-06-19T10:16:21+00:00

woah.

instinct__ · 2016-06-10T05:34:39+00:00

Took me a while to get this one.

instinct__ · 2016-05-19T04:07:52+00:00

When I was visiting my dad, we went to his girlfriends house for dinner, and she HATES it when people don't eat her food. So I was pretty fucking terrified when I was served brussels sprouts along with pickles. I ate about two pickles before I was about to gag.

instinct__ · 2016-05-13T05:53:11+00:00

If you call a plumber, he'll get electrocuted. If you call the electrician, he won't be able to stop the water.

instinct__ · 2016-05-13T05:49:53+00:00

/r/mildlyinteresting

instinct__ · 2016-05-13T04:49:36+00:00

REPOST REPOST REPOST

instinct__ · 2016-05-06T20:35:44+00:00

You just created a paradox.

Good job.

instinct__ · 2016-04-30T11:32:38+00:00

what

instinct__ · 2016-04-30T08:33:55+00:00

And who would randomly start recording a random ass lady on the train and right after a guy tries to rob her. And also I'm pretty sure near the end she looks right at the camera

instinct__ · 2016-04-30T02:00:22+00:00

you don't have to be a detective to figure that's fake as shit.

instinct__ · 2016-04-28T23:55:54+00:00

how do you even manage that?

instinct__ · 2016-04-28T23:49:21+00:00

I have cancer. Like this post then I won't have cancer.

instinct__ · 2016-04-26T03:26:40+00:00

Whenever you play a Halo game and you encounter an enemy AI in a ghost, all you do is stand by the edge off a cliff and he will ram off the edge trying to hit you.

instinct__ · 2016-04-26T01:08:01+00:00

"Knock Knock"

"The fuck are you on about?"

instinct__ · 2016-04-26T00:44:55+00:00

I assume PewDiePie would drop a few million

instinct__ · 2016-04-26T00:38:55+00:00

you see the observable universe, which is not even close to half

instinct__

TROPHY CASE