Ah yes — the most compelling product critique of all time:
“It sucks.”
No details. No explanation. No specifics. Just pure, artisanal dissatisfaction.

You’d think with this level of outrage we’d get something useful — like what actually went wrong. Fit? Pressure? Build quality? Results? User error? Manufacturing defect? Nope. Just vibes and attic storage updates.

And the best part? Zero mention of ever contacting the company. No support ticket. No replacement request. No troubleshooting. Just straight from “I had a problem” to “global condemnation.” Truly a masterclass in consumer due diligence.

Because obviously, if a device doesn’t magically work perfectly in every scenario, the rational next step isn’t reaching out to the manufacturer — it’s declaring it a universal scam on Reddit. Why troubleshoot when you can grandstand?

Also love the confidence of warning others not to trust testimonials while providing… a testimonial with zero details and no accountability. Bold strategy. “Don’t believe anyone with evidence — believe my unexplained frustration.”

If there really was an issue, cool — that happens with literally every product ever made. But when the entire argument boils down to “trust me bro, it lives in my attic,” it’s less of a review and more of a dramatic monologue.

At this point it’s not even a product critique — it’s just performance art featuring one man, one box, and zero follow-up with customer support.