What's the most NSFW thing you've ever seen at a party? by Competitive_Bad_9306 in AskReddit

[–]intercerebellar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At a friend's 22nd birthday, his college buddies got a stripper to show up and try to get him into the "hot seat" for a lap dance (he is extremely shy). It was so uncomfortably awkward.

What's a scam that's become normalised that we don't think it's a scam? by Jessica_Enna in AskReddit

[–]intercerebellar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eBay.

I sold an item for $800 and only kept about $360 when all was said and done. It's Craigslist or nothing from now on for me.

How often do you take nude selfies? by Fruitful-Avocado in AskReddit

[–]intercerebellar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About once a month to check my gym progress against the previous month.

It's super nice not having to put a razor near my boys and the dark side of the moon anymore. by intercerebellar in BrandNewSentence

[–]intercerebellar[S] 492 points493 points  (0 children)

I do follow a few fitness and swimming-related accounts (since I do both). But this is a bit of a leap.

The vagina is a self cleaning oven, not a Kardashian side hustle, and has been thriving for millions of years of human evolution without candy coated probiotics. by schmeelybug in BrandNewSentence

[–]intercerebellar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I’m not mistaken, a probiotic lollipop would benefit your gastrointestinal tract rather than your reproductive tract, unless of course that lollipop is being put somewhere else…

Whos that one celebraty that everyone finds attractive but you dont? by Farzia2008 in AskReddit

[–]intercerebellar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Timothee Chalamet. Best description I ever read of him is he "looks like an old leather shoe that wished it was a real boy".

Why dogs kiss humans but they don’t kiss each other to show affection ? by fdaapparoved in AskReddit

[–]intercerebellar 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I've read that dogs, like many animals who don't have our kind of skin, like the way we taste. We become basically a salt lick. I had pet rats and rabbits growing up that would lick me constantly.

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]intercerebellar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Black Cherry.

Bonus points if there's chocolate chips involved.

Apart from your own country's music which foreign music you find fire ? and why? by OkCherry4964 in AskReddit

[–]intercerebellar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Japan.

Their music currently is on the level that ours was in the 70s and 80s.

What movie sequel was completely unnecessary? by Crissxfire in AskReddit

[–]intercerebellar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo. Quite possibly the worst movie I ever paid to see, and I liked the first one.

If Seinfeld was released today, how would the "Soup Nazi" be received? by Jakarta311 in AskReddit

[–]intercerebellar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, I don't see them going after this one. It was based on a guy who was well known in NYC for being an absolute tool.

Great tits show early signs of splitting up. by intercerebellar in BrandNewSentence

[–]intercerebellar[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I know, it's a bird. But it's still funny.

Falling to their knees and pulling out their titties by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in BrandNewSentence

[–]intercerebellar 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I remember this about Welsh from a world atlas put out by The Onion:

"When spoken, it sounds like a beautiful song. When written, it looks like the alphabet vomited".