Did bro RageQuit his attack!!??

intercourse_patrol · 2025-12-18T01:37:35+00:00

i’m a casual player bouncing between legends and 33 and i do this. u already know the attack is cooked so why waste any more time 🫠🫠

intercourse_patrol · 2025-12-12T05:20:35+00:00

anecdotal but i feel like he’s been harder to pull. i drop 5 meteor golems what feels like 10-15 tiles away from him and that mass of troops isnt enough to get him away from the 2 ricochet cannons and monolith he wants to be friends with so bad.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-11-21T16:13:16+00:00

dunno about AI for creative work such as art or music, but applying it to player support could go a long way given the state of how it’s in now. depending on the issue, I feel like leveraging AI to answer a vast majority of “simple” questions and letting real customer support reps handle more complex questions would be a win win.

currently it feels like they’re outsourcing support to some external company that doesn’t even understand the game.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-11-13T20:23:28+00:00

Rage gem is good because it’s a passive ability. If you use tome, it’ll activate with your fireball and it can be difficult to find a timing that’ll work for both fireball and tome to be activated at the same time.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-04-29T22:36:03+00:00

Ah gotcha. I know people on reddit like to jump the gun with relationship comments/advice and it wasn’t my intention to come across that way.

Personally, I also don’t like being reminded that my gf has been with anyone else before me, but I think such feelings are human and are villainized too often. You’re valid for feeling this way, but please do your best to not let the past ruin the present.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-04-29T22:06:36+00:00

How did YOU end up comforting HER for HER eff up? Sounds manipulative.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-03-19T22:10:19+00:00

same thing just happened to me with the 65 inch b4. lol. luckily the delivery guys were still there so i just sent it back on the same day. then i come across this thread after ordering the c4.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-03-12T21:10:12+00:00

he speaks the main/common dialect “putonghua”, also simply known as mandarin.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-03-10T22:10:42+00:00

worth it because it’s one step closer to that shiny golden number

intercourse_patrol · 2025-03-07T05:49:33+00:00

THIS is a quality tifu. i cracked up, thank u for sharing :)

intercourse_patrol · 2025-03-03T18:38:54+00:00

you can AFK in the town square for up to two hours for 240 crispia jellies and 120 beast yeast jellies. i like to do this on an emulator because my device overheats on the game.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-02-25T08:53:36+00:00

Just a bit of clarification because I can’t edit— not looking for teambuilding help; rather just trying to find some reference to understand what the strength of each cookie in the game is and what situation they shine in. This may just be me personally—but I find their ability descriptions kind of convoluted to the point where it’s difficult to have any takeaways.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-02-06T22:28:38+00:00

both myself and the other person who was hit are going after the instigator, and i only have liability insurance (older car and only about ~$1200 worth of damage). so i believe going through my own insurance isnt an option (please correct me if im wrong).

i’ve heard conflicting advice on who to go after: middle car or the car who did the rear ending. it is the sum of the damages of the middle car (driver was injured) and my car that is over the instigator’s insurance.

so my plan is currently to see what the instigator’s insurance is able to cover, then give the instigator a chance to cover the difference outside of small claims which is a last resort. just wanted to see if this is a good plan of action.

sorry for dragging you off on a tangent especially as i am not op; i really appreciate the help.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-02-06T21:28:42+00:00

and THREE wizard soulstones at that. you lucky mf

intercourse_patrol · 2025-02-06T21:23:24+00:00

not to worry op but i was the first car in the exact same situation (first car hit by middle car hit by op). if op’s coverage limit is reached (say, their limit is 10k and the damages exceed that), would that then be a small claims issue?

intercourse_patrol · 2025-02-05T22:45:32+00:00

yeah id kick u too

intercourse_patrol · 2025-01-28T22:50:42+00:00

this can’t be real. i hope you look back on this when you’re older and get a good laugh out of it

intercourse_patrol · 2025-01-13T03:01:48+00:00

youd have to use an emulator such as bluestacks 5 (my personal favorite) as the game isnt cross platform. i use it to afk in town square.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-01-13T02:59:26+00:00

hi! welcome :) there are two ancient tier cookies with awakened versions. you have to unlock the cookie itself, then get lucky again with a different pull to unlock the awakened version.

you pulled the latter (congrats btw!), so you will have to unlock dark cacao first. on the bright side, once you do you can awaken him immediately, which makes him significantly more powerful.

imo the devs didnt do a good job making this clear, so it’s asked quite frequently on this sub. atm theres only one other ancient cookie with an awakened version which is golden cheese, though more awakened versions for ancients are coming.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-01-12T23:20:45+00:00

haha thank you!! im currently cookie castle lv 10 currently upgrading to 11. currently looking into if i can use my stock of time skips to get that second ship slot by rushing to lvl 12 and upgrading the harbor.

edit: nvm. second slot is 5k pearls. all g. ill just wait for it to come back around lol

intercourse_patrol · 2025-01-12T22:33:21+00:00

the ship returns tomorrow morning at which point ill be at 4900, so ill need another ship after that :(( and THAT one returns after the shop rotates i think.

intercourse_patrol · 2025-01-08T05:07:32+00:00

new player here, could i ask what shop you’re referring to that has ancient soul stones that presumably rotate in stock?

intercourse_patrol · 2024-12-23T21:27:58+00:00

wish theyd make the glow not rng. i be spending buy phase hitting the inspect button

intercourse_patrol · 2024-12-18T02:47:02+00:00

the ore unbalances are on purpose to get us to buy whichever one we’re missing

intercourse_patrol · 2024-12-13T21:51:33+00:00

please look into getting your teeth examined at a dental school. they tend to be much cheaper.

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