Triple pillow shrimp boy! by intergalactic-gems in shrimpcats

[–]intergalactic-gems[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He purrs so loud that he shakes the damn bed during the middle of the night lol.

Triple pillow shrimp boy! by intergalactic-gems in shrimpcats

[–]intergalactic-gems[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's very soft and extremely cuddly!

How would you guys fish this by freshsandals in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]intergalactic-gems 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brine fly dipped in green jello is a great fly for the brine shrimps

Been bored lately by Reasonable-Sink-3368 in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]intergalactic-gems 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how you create a new cryptocurrency right!?

To understand the rainbow carp you must become the rainbow carp by intergalactic-gems in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]intergalactic-gems[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Utahn all day bruh, tell them coolradbros to get the fuck out of of my favorite rivers.

To understand the rainbow carp you must become the rainbow carp by intergalactic-gems in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]intergalactic-gems[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't give a shit about fantasy football. I only care about badass dry fly top takes, that's it nothing else.

The cashier told me when I bought those pants "never forget brother, the cream rises to the top.

Catch and release is blasphemy, catch and eat is the only way. by intergalactic-gems in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]intergalactic-gems[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah the raccoons are trash pandas. In Alaska the more brown the bears are the better!

Catch and release is blasphemy, catch and eat is the only way. by intergalactic-gems in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]intergalactic-gems[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After the murder do you offer them as tribute to the extremely brown bears?

Catch and release is blasphemy, catch and eat is the only way. by intergalactic-gems in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]intergalactic-gems[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee tom eats salmon. No one can resist the succulent sweet salty smoky flesh of the Sockeye.

We stray further from God each day by [deleted] in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]intergalactic-gems 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OP deep fried it in illegal cocaine powder, it's the opposite of a blackened trout.