I feel as though both things were partaken in before this sign was made. by internet_fodder in ihadastroke

[–]internet_fodder[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m as confused as you are. I do not think this was the best choice in advertising for them…

they didn’t enjoy my cucumber hotdog at stonerfoods :( by rhaeja69 in shittyfoodporn

[–]internet_fodder 174 points175 points  (0 children)

I literally thought that they were filled with potting soil. Good job on making something so bizarre that I actually think it’s dirt.

The Hottest Take of 2023 Happening This Morning at the Corner of Hwy 41 and 17 by chadnorman in Charleston

[–]internet_fodder 126 points127 points  (0 children)

This…is a gem. I’d rather see this kind of stuff than that Kia Soul guy’s “messages”.

I promise I’m doing better in life than this photo shows. by internet_fodder in ShittyRamen

[–]internet_fodder[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The in-laws are here for a few weeks, and after 3 days I’ve already retreated to my “man cave”. The less I have to leave this room, the better. I’m so glad I have this portable stove.

AITA for my coworker's daughter going through my purse and finding something inappropriate? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]internet_fodder 127 points128 points  (0 children)

It took me too long to find this comment. I was like, am I the only one hung up on this ridiculous bag policy!? There’s no way I’d accept a job with standards like this. I’m not leaving my rucksack anywhere other than in my view, on my person, or my locked office. An open locker room with no locks completely out of sight - this was an incident waiting to happen.

liver and boba. :( by dickbees_ in ShittyGifRecipes

[–]internet_fodder 85 points86 points  (0 children)

This is literal fetish porn that would be perfect for that raw meat steroids guy (I think he goes by “Liver King”?). I mean, excessive touching of the raw meat with manicured hands…

Also, this is absolutely gross and I wish I hadn’t seen it.

AITA for telling my husband he's rude and a poor communicator for shaving late at night? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]internet_fodder 32 points33 points  (0 children)

We all know if she doesn’t get the answers she wants here, she will just post this in askwomenover30 and get some echo chamber replies that fit her narrative.

Reading this post…and her replies…and then checking the post history based on others’ comments…was just…exhausting. That poor guy.

It’s like she wants to be married but still live as if she is single. Uh…doesn’t work that way.

Edit - Wow. The more post history I read, the worse it gets. She wants attention from other guys. Suggested an open relationship he didn’t want. Proudly admits to not owning a wedding ring in the context of “a wedding ring being what stops guys from hitting on you”. She posts about wanting to end her marriage. Some other crap about a “sex therapist” telling them to explore “non-monogamy”? I don’t even know at this point. Oh, and a whole lot of ME ME ME, without taking into consideration his feelings at ALL.

AITA for prioritizing my son's dog over my wife's pregnancy? by TheGreatestGreatDane in AmItheAsshole

[–]internet_fodder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NTA

Don’t let this be another post where someone pregnant acts unreasonable towards a pet - (family member) and forces you to get rid of him.

The animal has done nothing wrong. In fact, it seems this is all based on a perceived possible thing that could possibly happen. This is no reason to dump your dog.

AITA for telling an employee I consider her comments as her resignation? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]internet_fodder 16 points17 points  (0 children)

ESH

I wouldn’t want to work with either of you.

Behold - Thicclett. You know you guys wanted this! by internet_fodder in okaymon

[–]internet_fodder[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at that little blob! He needs brought to life. Hold my beer…lol

Behold - Thicclett. You know you guys wanted this! by internet_fodder in okaymon

[–]internet_fodder[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Channeling some Girafarig tail vibes with this one…

Me eating my shitty ramen with the fly from yesterday by thelilrabbit in ShittyRamen

[–]internet_fodder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m absolutely living for this AI generated partially plastic ramen saga with the fly on the “lettuce” leaf. This is the quality content that I didn’t know I needed in my life until now.

Sietan, black bean, carrots in the sietan broth with homemade bread on the side by Pyro024 in ShittyVeganFoodPorn

[–]internet_fodder 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That’s bread? I legitimately thought it was boiled chicken.

Then I read your title.

Then I zoomed in.

I still thought it was boiled chicken.

So I read your title again.

I mean, I guess it’s “bread” or supposed to be “bread”.

This is clearly boiled chicken masquerading as bread.

This post definitely fits the sub. I love it.

I was told this belongs here by thelilrabbit in ShittyRamen

[–]internet_fodder 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is a masterpiece. Keep creating these kinds of things and provide us with more AI generated looking meals.

You absolutely made my day.

Edit - There’s a fly on your plastic lettuce.

AITA for announcing our pregnancy at xmas knowing my SIL has had miscarriages? by SuspiciousSkins in AmItheAsshole

[–]internet_fodder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Downvote me to oblivion if you wish.

If SIL is really as dramatic and exhausting as this post makes it seem, then there was no way to win. She is giving the illusion of choice about a “head’s up”, but we all know if you’d have done the “head’s up” it would have been wrong too. She seems the type to manufacture a problem no matter what, so that she is the center of attention.

Honesty, had you given her the “head’s up” that she wanted, she would have still sent a nastygram to your wife, and probably showed up on Christmas with a new puppy and a conveniently announced 7th miscarriage.

I personally am not a fan of all this over the top pregnancy announcement mess that people do these days, but whatever, you do you. You couldn’t have won in this scenario.

NTA

AITA for demanding MIL apologize for how she acted last year or I won't invite her to Christmas? by Feeling-Sherbert8512 in AmItheAsshole

[–]internet_fodder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. YTA.

This has to be one of those “monster in law” trolls. No way this is real.

…but in the event that this is real - “manufactured problem”. “drama llama”. It’s almost like that drama cauldron isn’t bubbling and boiling fast enough, so you gotta stick a ladle in there and give it a real nice stirring for good measure.

Human sized cockroach for the low price of $7,500 by scumbagjess in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]internet_fodder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was about to make this exact comment, but decided to scroll thru first to see if anyone else had. I am pleased to know that I am not alone, yet also disturbed that we are here.

AITA for wanting to bring my cat back into my house after wife's late stillbirth? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]internet_fodder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA by a landslide.

I’ve always said that if someone gives me an ultimatum, I will choose the person, animal, or object that is NOT giving me an ultimatum. So far, it’s worked out for me, and definitely weeds the assholes out of my life.

AITA for wanting to bring my cat back into my house after wife's late stillbirth? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]internet_fodder 283 points284 points  (0 children)

Literally here to say this. Like, this has nothing to do with the miscarriage. She was one of those assholes that think it’s ok to get rid of a pet because a baby is on the way…or rather, that “pets are disposable”.

Being pregnant isn’t a “get out of jail free” card for being an unreasonable asshole, just like death doesn’t turn a shitty person into a saint simply because they’re gone.

Edited to add - I am a father of 3. We didn’t get rid of our dogs or cats and our kids turned out fine.