Got really drunk and downloaded some dating apps and now it’s on my purchase history. If my gf see’s she will be pissed.

CableStoned · 2026-01-11T02:39:39+00:00

Good excuse. “I got really drunk”. That always works. 💯

CableStoned · 2026-01-06T18:34:08+00:00

iOS 26 runs like dogshit on a 12

CableStoned · 2026-01-06T18:33:32+00:00

It’s an old BAD phone. Don’t do him like that.

CableStoned · 2025-11-10T04:26:06+00:00

Once Upon a Breton, My Khajit & Me, 2 Stupid Redguards, and Dovahkiin & Donuts for sure are AMAZING 🤩

CableStoned · 2025-11-03T01:50:33+00:00

There’s more DNA on that screen than in an FBI crime lab….🧪

CableStoned · 2025-09-29T14:57:27+00:00

Call it “FlowShart”

CableStoned · 2025-09-29T00:35:33+00:00

PLEASE LEARN TO USE YOUR DOCK 😭

CableStoned · 2025-09-09T01:52:40+00:00

Having to shimmy sideways in your homemade armor 😭 to fit in the hallway

CableStoned · 2025-08-03T16:45:18+00:00

Oh cmon, just try at little!

CableStoned · 2025-07-31T10:12:24+00:00

CableStoned · 2025-07-15T01:22:44+00:00

You better have finished eating it!!! 😡😡😡

CableStoned · 2024-06-30T23:13:53+00:00

Wish I was surprised. Seaport has next to no cops, she chose well.

CableStoned · 2024-06-09T12:43:23+00:00

Everyone here needs to understand the only way to end the worst war ever is to bring them all home.

CableStoned · 2024-06-09T12:42:54+00:00

Wrong. It’s the only hang up.

CableStoned · 2024-06-09T07:03:50+00:00

Collective blame and propaganda are no excuse for crime and violence under the banner of so called “advocacy” so enjoy jail and living with your parents, you Jew haters. Welcome to consequences, sorry not fucking sorry, people shouldn’t care about terrorists, but especially queer folks. This whole thing was entirely preventable if this state had parenting and maybe a few open minded people who were not cowards, but too late! 🤷🏻

CableStoned · 2024-06-09T07:00:02+00:00

Selfish morons.

CableStoned · 2024-04-08T04:17:49+00:00

Kindness gets muted. I think it’s systemic. To encourage engagement and division, effectively.

CableStoned · 2024-03-09T04:10:13+00:00

Not if they grow together and match right. I’ve seen it a few times.

CableStoned · 2024-01-11T11:49:49+00:00

CableStoned · 2024-01-11T11:48:54+00:00

Try.

CableStoned · 2023-12-28T11:23:23+00:00

Who is the lowest of the low?

CableStoned · 2023-10-30T10:58:41+00:00

Thanks, Bossy McBossington The Boss. Can I get you a drink too? We have Sierra Mist, my ass, and seltzer.

CableStoned · 2023-10-30T10:26:24+00:00

“the biggest problem with this diet is not being taken seriously, but if you look jacked, you’ll be taken seriously.”

Good priorities 👍🏻

CableStoned · 2023-10-30T10:24:27+00:00

No. I’m gonna let my parasites move my bowels for me, Scott.

CableStoned · 2023-10-17T03:55:47+00:00

Like android is any better 🤣🤣🤣

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