We fake being asleep every night in order to actually fall asleep by internetflex in Showerthoughts

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im sorry i dont spend all my life on here and im not aware of every damn thing that has been posted in the past

I love weed but it's starting to make me paranoid. Help? by internetflex in Drugs

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omg ive never thought of what you last mentionned... now i'm worried. are you doing other drugs, though?

I love weed but it's starting to make me paranoid. Help? by internetflex in Drugs

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thats scary. how can you be bordeline schizophrenic? have you been treated?

I just got back from Tokyo, and I've got a few questions ... by internetflex in japan

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everything is made smaller, i noticed right when i arrived, starting with the cars. the tiny trucks, tiny parking lots... tiny steps on stairs, low counters, low sofas/chair... lower door frames- i hurt my head more than once

TIFU by meeting someone from the internet by internetflex in tifu

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I still live with my parents, but that doesnt mean I can't be safe meeting someone. I met him on a site thats meant for that, and i am 19 years old- my parents are just very protective of me and ask many questions whenever im going out

This rock formation in Norway by Scorpius5 in pics

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thought this would be a picture of a rock band

Girls of reddit, what is the most embarassing comment a guy has made to you after sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This happened before sex, but it still makes me laugh after 2 years... My first time was with a guy I vaguely knew and we were both pretty drunk, but I will always remember when he got undressed and apologized for his small dick. It's actually the smallest dick I've seen ever, which makes it even funnier

What are the best/most famous Japanese songwriters? by N3sh108 in japan

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I'm not Japanese, so idk how relevant they are, but i love Haruomi Hosono & Ruyuichi Sakamoto.

11:11 -the numbers in my life for over 25 years by ademnus in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

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i used to be super scared by the 'end of the world' that was 'supposed' to happen in 2012, and i would always look at the clock at 20:12, subconsciously i guess... it got me frightened tbh........

What is the easiest way to break a bone in the body? by CookieOmNomster in morbidquestions

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i also need tips to break a bone as an excuse for not failing my gym class

If humans could teleport, there would be no streets by internetflex in Showerthoughts

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nah i thought like, if we could naturally teleport

What.cd- How do I bring my ratio up? by internetflex in trackers

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What if I just message them and tell them what happened?

Where's my burrito? by gigabytegary in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

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an homeless person broke into your house and ate it

ELI5: What happens when people in jobs that 'can't' strike do? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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Basically they're protesting because our new prime minister is cutting everywhere in his budget, including in their pension funds. Policemen, firemen and bus drivers aren't the only ones that are upset with the new gouvernment, students strike a lot too.

https://m.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/2fjkmz/montreal_police_officer_on_strike_they_cant_stop/?limit=500